Rabbit: Who am I forgetting?
Winnie the Pooh: I don't know Rabbit. Let's ask Piglet.
Spike: I am Spike. Full name: Down, Spike, down! Get off that couch.
Sinbad: Who's bad? Sinbad.
DJ Drake: Have you seen those "Mummy" movies? I'm in them more than Brendan Fraser is!
Twitty: Okay, I'll tell you guys again: I've never met the Stevens family, okay? My name is Lawrence Honeytoast, I'm a marine biologist, and I'm here on top-secret government business.
Professor Harold Hill: You pile up enough tomorrows, and you'll find you've collected a lot of empty yesterdays.
Erasmus: You realise true love is very rare.
Lila: Are we talking "meet the parents" rare? Everyone gets along, rare?
Erasmus: Now that's a start. But true love, well, it's when two people love each other more than they love themselves.
Patch: You lied to me?
Thunderbolt: I put on an act. I'm an actor. It's what I do.
Patch: But you said I could be your junior deputy.
Thunderbolt: I made all that up. I-I just needed someone who knew the script.
Patch: But you... You said that you'd help us.
Thunderbolt: Ohhh, don't you get it, kid? All that running around and saving the day stuff, it - it's make-believe! It's not real.