Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003)

Sinbad: Who's bad? Sinbad.

Kale: Fiji?
Sinbad: Think of the beaches.
Kale: Beautiful - if you like mosquitoes.
Sinbad: Think of the sun.
Kale: It's monsoon season.
Sinbad: The women, then.
Kale: They're cannibals there.
Sinbad: Exactly.

Sinbad: What is it?
Rat: It just ends, captain. It's the edge of the world.
Jin: Pay up. It's flat.

Marina: Sinbad, you're not a very complicated guy. All someone has to do is imagine the most gutless course of action and you're bound to take it.

Sinbad: Pray to the gods. We may be meeting them soon.

Proteus: Do you have a plan?
Sinbad: Uh... how about try not to get killed?

Marina: Are you sure you.
Sinbad: Yes, we have done this kind of thing before, no, there is no other way, and yes, you do have my permission to stand there quietly and receive a free lesson in sailing. Besides, a ship is no place for a woman.

Proteus: It's my responsibility to bring the Book of Peace safely to Syracuse.
Sinbad: See, now I just feel bad, 'cause you're gonna get fired.

Sinbad: And you are?
Eris: Eris, the goddess of discord. You may have seen my likeness on the temple walls.
Sinbad: You know, they don't do you justice.

Eris: Now we all know what happens if you get the Book of Peace. You return it to Syracuse and save Proteus. But if you don't get the Book, you have a choice to make. Either sail to paradise with the woman of your dreams, or return to Syracuse to die. You're either a thief or a hero. So here's my question: If you don't get the Book, will you go back to die?

Kale: What happened down there?
Sinbad: You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Kale: Try me.
Sinbad: Okay, here goes. So I meet Eris, the goddess of discord? She's got a major crush on me, and she invited me back to her place.