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The Addams Family picture

Pugsley: Are they dead?
Wednesday: Does it matter?

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Peter Pan picture

Hook: If I were you I'd give up!
Peter: If you were me... I'd be ugly!

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Chicken Run picture

Babs: I don't want to be a pie! I don't like gravy.

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The Black Cauldron picture

The Horned King: I presume, my boy, you are the keeper of this oracular pig.

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Where the Wild Things Are picture

Max: Did you make this?
Carol: Yeah, yeah.
Max: It's very good.
Carol: We were gonna make a whole world like this. But everyone used to come here, but you know... You know what it feels like when all your teeth are falling out really slowly and you don't realise and then you notice that, well, they're really far apart? And then one day... You don't have any teeth anymore.
Max: Yeah.
Carol: Well it was like that.

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The Parent Trap picture

Verbena 'Ever's Housekeeper': I'm not saying a word. Not one single word.

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Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed picture

Shaggy: This is tied for scariest day of my life!
Velma: Tied with what?
Shaggy: Every other freaking day of my life!

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My Little Pony: The Movie picture

Molly: It's the ugliest thing I've seen.
Danny: Reminds me of your friend Laurie.
Molly: Does not.

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Anne of Avonlea picture

Marilla Cuthbert: Every baby is the sweetest and the best.

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Alvin and the Chipmunks meet Frankenstein picture

Dr. Frankenstein: Finally - my fiendish formula is finished.
Alvin Seville: Try saying that three times - quickly.
Dr. Frankenstein: My finished formula is frrr... my formlest fiendula is... my fishiest formula... my fie... never mind.

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Open Season picture

Shaw: Don't trust him. Pets are double agents. The moment you turn your backs, he'll shiv you.
Bobbie: Oh, no he can't. We had him fixed.

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The Lion King II: Simba's Pride picture

Simba: Kiara.
Zira: Kovu. Move.
Simba: Stand aside.
Kiara: Daddy, this has to stop.
Zira: You're even weaker than I thought. Get out of the way.
Kovu: You'll never hurt Kiara or Simba. Not while I'm here.
Simba: Stay out of this.
Kiara: A wise king once told me, "We are one." I didn't understand him then. Now I do.
Simba: But - they.
Kiara: Them? Us? Look at them. They are us. What differences do you see?

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Pete's Dragon picture

[Dr. Terminus has just learned of Elliot's existence.]
Dr. Terminus: Do you think this kid Pete would sell it?
Hoagy: Money talks.
Dr. Terminus: First there's a dragon. Now he tells me money talks. Will miracles never cease?

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The Man from Snowy River picture

Jessica Harrison: If I'd wanted your help, mate, I would've asked for it.

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Santa Claus picture

Anya: [reading letter.] "I am sure he hurts the poor little kitten and when I cry, he just laughs at me. Yours sincerely, Miss Sarah Foster." You were quite right to bring this to our attention, Dooley. That little boy must not get a present.
Santa Claus: No present for him? Every child should get a present.
Anya: It's time to change the rules.
Santa Claus: You'll have folks saying that Santa Claus only rewards the good little boys and girls.
Anya: Isn't that as it should be?
Santa Claus: Alright. Dooley, make up a list of who is naughty and nice.
Dooley: Yes, sir.
Santa Claus: And be careful. I'll be checking it twice.

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Rocketman picture

Fred Randall: Sweet swirling onion rings.

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The Ghost and Mr. Chicken picture

Luther Heggs: Calm? Do "murder" and "calm" go together? Calm and murder? Murder?

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Mulan picture

Emperor: The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.
Shang: Sir?
Emperor: You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty.

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