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Horton Hears a Who picture

Katie: In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies.

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Sky High picture

Gwen Grayson: I went through puberty twice for this?!

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The Little Mermaid picture

Sebastian: Are you sure about this?
Scuttle: Have I ever been wrong? I mean when it's important.

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Zathura picture

[The astronaut is throwing food onto the table.]
Danny: Are you doing this to keep Zorgons away?
Astronaut: No, I'm doing this because I've been eating paste out of a tube for fifteen years.

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The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader picture

Coriakin: To defeat the darkness out there, you must defeat the darkness inside yourself.

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King Fergus: The ancients spoke of it. It is the heart of this fierce land. It is carried in the wind. Born of our legends and when we are put to the test, it is the one thing that we must always be.

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Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel picture

Alvin: Don't worry about picking us up after school, Toby. We'll catch a ride - IN A HEARSE!

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Time Bandits picture

Randall: People who are always right make me sick.
Fidgit: That's why you get along with yourself so well.

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Santa Claus picture

Anya: [reading letter.] "I am sure he hurts the poor little kitten and when I cry, he just laughs at me. Yours sincerely, Miss Sarah Foster." You were quite right to bring this to our attention, Dooley. That little boy must not get a present.
Santa Claus: No present for him? Every child should get a present.
Anya: It's time to change the rules.
Santa Claus: You'll have folks saying that Santa Claus only rewards the good little boys and girls.
Anya: Isn't that as it should be?
Santa Claus: Alright. Dooley, make up a list of who is naughty and nice.
Dooley: Yes, sir.
Santa Claus: And be careful. I'll be checking it twice.

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We Bought a Zoo picture

Benjamin Mee: You seem really calm.
Peter MacCready: Ah.
Benjamin Mee: Have you been drinking?
Peter MacCready: All night long.
Benjamin Mee: Thanks for that.
Peter MacCready: Anytime.

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Verbena 'Ever's Housekeeper': I'm not saying a word. Not one single word.

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My Little Pony: The Movie picture

Molly: It's the ugliest thing I've seen.
Danny: Reminds me of your friend Laurie.
Molly: Does not.

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The Addams Family picture

Morticia: Is everyone all right? No limbs missing that weren't missing before you arrived? (01:14:00)

Sammo

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Pokémon Detective Pikachu picture

Detective Pikachu: That's right, Mr. Mime. [chuckling] You're about to be Mr. Melt unless you start talking.

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The Cheetah Girls picture

Galleria: If he can't respect my art, he can't have my heart.

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Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed picture

Shaggy: This is tied for scariest day of my life!
Velma: Tied with what?
Shaggy: Every other freaking day of my life!

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The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea picture

Sebastian: That's it. I'm booking meself on a cruise.

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Mysterious Island picture

Elena Fairchild: I'm going to ask Captain Harding to marry us.
Herbert Brown: That'd be wonderful, if he were only a minister, but he's not.
Elena Fairchild: He's a captain, and captains can marry people at sea.
Herbert Brown: He's a land captain, not a sea captain.
Elena Fairchild: Well, we're on land, aren't we?

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