Griselda: I wanted a wedding. Now I'm getting' a funeral.
Sadness: You could get lost in there!
Joy: Think positive!
Sadness: Okay, I'm positive you will get lost in there.
Kyle Wincott: Nose of a dawg, the heart of a marine, sounds like a hero to me.
Christopher Marlowe: Saying things in a short snappy way instead of a long drawn-out way is the soul of wit.
Bill Shakespeare: You mean brevity?
Christopher Marlowe: Yeah.
Blackbeard: Well, well, well. The princess, I presume.
Hook: Oh, well, actually I'm just a miner. But I appreciate the compliment.
Mal: The strength of evil is good as none when stands before four hearts as one.
Scarlett Overkill: Doesn't it feel so good to be bad?
Cinderella: It was my mother's old dress.
Lady Tremaine: It would be an insult to take you to the palace dressed in these old rags.
Mark Adams: Are we gluten-free this week? Yes, we're gluten-free. Then why the hell is she having 'SunChips'? (00:03:43)
Dracula: Nauseating to meet you.