Inspector Clouseau: Let me bring you up to speed... We know nothing. You are now up to speed.
Dr. Cameron McCarthy: I've got jars of peanut butter older than you.
Sylvia: Edward is a wonderful person, but something keeps me from saying yes.
Vera Bennington: Would that something happen to be a tall architecht?
Brian: Dad's gonna kill you when he finds that you lost his camcorder.
Kyle Grant: I didn't lose it. The gorilla did.
Brian: All right, the gorilla.
Kyle Grant: When we get back, you'll see.
FBI Agent Dale Grissom: You're surrounded! Throw down the Boo Boo and put your hands over your head.
Alex: What are you doing? Zebras can't drive. Only penguins and people can drive!
Belle: Ebeneezer?
Scrooge: Yes, Isabelle?
Belle: My eyes are closed, my lips are puckered, and I'm standing under the mistletoe.
Scrooge: You're also standing on my foot.
Tug: Okay, let's see... the most interesting thing that happened to me this year... hmm... I have to... Oh! I know, I know, I know, listen to this: I'd say it was when I finally knocked down that tree that was blocking the view from my cave. Now I got a family of chipmunks staying at my place.
Frank Beardsley: I don't quite understand. Am I being stupid?
Helen North: No, you're being a man. Which is sometimes the same thing.
Garfield: Once again, my life has been saved by the miracle of lasagna.
Laurie: Hello! Jo! Come over here. You too, Meg. It's dull as tombs around here.
Sergeant Slaughter: When I'm through, scuzzbucket, they're gona scrape you off the wall with a squeegee!
Miss Hannigan: I don't know whatever I'd do without you.
Annie: Scrub the floors yourself?
Maggie Peyton: What's really your problem with me racing?
Ray Peyton Sr.: 'Cause you're the spittin' image of your mom... and... I can't lose her twice.
P.L. Travers: I will not have her called Cynthia, absolutely not. It feels unlucky. It should be something warm, a bit sexy. How about Mavis?
[Jen and Kira are riding Landstriders.]
Jen: The prophecy never said anything about this.
Kira: Prophets don't know everything.
Coriakin: To defeat the darkness out there, you must defeat the darkness inside yourself.
Casey Jones: This is great. First it was The Farm That Time Forgot and now this. Why don't I ever fall in with people who own condos? Probably hard to get good maid service in a sewer. Maybe you guys should try Roto Rooter, huh?
