Inspector Clouseau: Let me bring you up to speed... We know nothing. You are now up to speed.
Sylvia: Edward is a wonderful person, but something keeps me from saying yes.
Vera Bennington: Would that something happen to be a tall architecht?
Alex: What are you doing? Zebras can't drive. Only penguins and people can drive!
Frank Beardsley: I don't quite understand. Am I being stupid?
Helen North: No, you're being a man. Which is sometimes the same thing.
Sergeant Slaughter: When I'm through, scuzzbucket, they're gona scrape you off the wall with a squeegee!
Miss Hannigan: I don't know whatever I'd do without you.
Annie: Scrub the floors yourself?
P.L. Travers: I will not have her called Cynthia, absolutely not. It feels unlucky. It should be something warm, a bit sexy. How about Mavis?
Casey Jones: This is great. First it was The Farm That Time Forgot and now this. Why don't I ever fall in with people who own condos? Probably hard to get good maid service in a sewer. Maybe you guys should try Roto Rooter, huh?