Best family movie quotes of 2001

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Shrek picture

Gingy: OK, OK...I'll tell you. Do you know the Muffin Man?
Lord Farquaad: The Muffin Man?
Gingy: The Muffin Man.
Lord Farquaad: Yes, I know the Muffin Man. Who lives on Drury Lane?
Gingy: Well...she's married to...the Muffin Man.
Lord Farquaad: The Muffin Man?
Gingy: The Muffin Man!
Lord Farquaad: She's married to the Muffin Man?

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The Princess Diaries picture

Joe: No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone picture

Dumbledore: It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.

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Monsters, Inc. picture

Randall: If I don't see a door in my station in 5 seconds, I will personally put you through the shredder.

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Spy Kids picture

Carmen Cortez: Spy work, that's easy. Keeping a family together, that's difficult. And that's the mission worth fighting for.

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Cats & Dogs picture

Prof. Dad Brody: Who do you think kidnapped us, Uraguay or Chad?

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Kingdom Come picture

Charisse Slocumb: Bernice Talbot? My-my husband done did it wit' that child in that "Shop-Well" parking lot? lord take ME NOW.

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Atlantis: The Lost Empire picture

Mrs. Packard: Attention: tonight's supper will be baked beans; musical program to follow... Who wrote this?

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Max Keeble's Big Move picture

Max: I'll see you, uh, bassoon.

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Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius picture

Carl: Weee. Llamas, llamas, llamas.

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Recess: School's Out picture

Principal Prickly: I never saw Philliam again. He quit teaching, went into politics, eventually became Secretary of Education, until the president fired him for trying to get rid of recess again. Only this time it was nationwide.

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Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge picture

Sophie Piper: Grandma says being normal is vastly overrated.

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See Spot Run picture

Neighbor: Hey, shutup down there.
Gordon: I'm covered in ca-ca.

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Holiday in the Sun picture

Stan: There's been a PI at the shark pool.
Jordan: PI?
Stan: Puking incident. Some kid puked all over the shark pool. Anyway, I need you to clean it up for me right away. A.S.A.P.

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Call Me Claus picture

Mama: That man looks like that Santa from years ago... no, can't be...No more eggnog for me.

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Dr. Dolittle 2 picture

Archie: Uh-oh! Uh-oh.
Dr. Dolittle: Uh-oh, what? What's the problem?
Archie: Ice cream is acting up.
Dr. Dolittle: What ice cream?
Archie: I got depressed after Sonny and Ava, and I went on a bender. And by the second gallon, I realised I'm in love with Ava and this ice cream called "Cherry Garcia."

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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer & the Island of Misfit Toys picture

Hermiee: Looks like rough weather ahead. We'd better go back.
Rudolph: I kinda hate to miss my date with Clarice.
Hermie: That doe certainly has you head over hooves. Doesn't she?
Rudolph: Who told you?
Hermie: Everyone in Christmas town knows.
Rudolph: They do?

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On the Line picture

Kevin Gibbons: Two questions... what is your name, and can I please have your phone number?
Abby: Abby... and I thought you'd never ask.

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Winning London picture

Riley: Uh, Brian! It's this way.
Brian: No, it's this way. Hey, I found a short cut.
Riley: What's a girl to do?

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