Lilo: It's sandwich day. Every Thursday I give Pudge the Fish a peanut butter sandwich. But, today we were out of peanut butter. I asked my sister what to give him and she said a tuna sandwich. I can't give Pudge tuna! Do you know what tuna is? IT'S FISH! If I gave Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter cause all we have is...is. Stinking tuna...Pudge controls the weather.
Uncle Vernon: And Dudley, you will be?
Dudley Dursley: I'll be waiting to open the door.
Uncle Vernon: Excellent. And you?
Harry: I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist.
Jim Morris Sr.: Your grandfather once told me it was ok to think about what you want to do until it was time to start doing what you were meant to do.
Bernard: Curtis, you're 900 years old. Grow up.
Gary Giggles: Remember, an agent is only as good as his gadgets.
Spirit: There was no end to the strange ways on the two-leggeds.
Doctor Doppler: Just wait until we tell your mother about this! Of course, we may downplay the life-threatning parts.
Jonah: Something touched me.
Ernie: Demon's got it in his head that he's the alpha dog. You've gotta show him who's boss! Bite him on the ear.
Ted: I am not putting any part of that dog in my mouth.
Beary Barrington: What's that?
Big Al: That there's a sign.
Cinderella: I was a dish maid when the prince married me. And he loves me because I'm me.
Snowbell: You've got guts, kid! And you've got spunk! Not to mention moxy! You've got guts, spunk, and moxy.
Meowth: There they go. All we gotta do is follow them on top of them rooftops.
James: Well, I used to be quite a good gymnast.
Jessie: This is our big chance, I could almost taste it! Are you ready?
James: Yeah.
Marty Wolf: First lesson in Hollywood, sweetheart: Always get it in writing.
Numérobis: Raté, vous nous avez raté! Eh les romains, vous êtes des romaines .
Angus Tuck: Don't be afraid of death Winnie, be afraid of the unlived life.
Pistachio Disguisey: Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club. Turtle, turtle, turtle.
Tracey Reynolds: Calvin, I think you should stick to basketball. You know why? You can't rap.