Tracey Reynolds: Calvin, I think you should stick to basketball. You know why? You can't rap.
Gothel: Rapunzel, you and your friends won't live to see the next sunrise.
Joe Snow: If I lived to be 102, I would never forget the time the Muppets almost missed Christmas, it was a.
Muppet Director: Hey, hold it! Cut! What are you doing here?
Joe Snow: Why, I'm Joe Snow, your admirable, good natured narrator.
Muppet Director: Snowman narrator? There ain't nothin' in here that says anything about a snowman narrator. Get out of here, you Burl Ives wannabe.
Rayford Steele: What can you do?
Buck Williams: I can't do anything, but God can.
Paikea: A long time ago, my ancestor Paikea came to this place on the back of a whale. Since then, in every generation of my family, the first born son has carried his name and become the leader of our tribe... until now.
Alan A. Allen: I am an inventor, Patrick. An inventor of machines.
Buttercup: Get your hands off him, you darn dirty ape.
Gerald: Do these belts come in any other color?
Bridget: Black or pink?
Gerald: Uh, we'll take black.
Romana Denison: David, what is it?
David Scott: It's the height. I think I'm having a panic attack.
Romana Denison: Remember you are of the Sky.
David Scott: I am not of the Sky. I don't know who said that. If anything I'm of the Couch.
Carla: Everything here is by the book.
Kelly Collins: Thanks for the warning Carla, but I would really like to try and retain my individuality around here.
Jane: Don't you see, Hook? You will never win. Not as long as there's faith, trust, and pixie dust.