Johnson J. Johnson: Will you help us, slugger?
Gen. Ed Sheppard: You're a fruit, son.
Alan A. Allen: I am an inventor, Patrick. An inventor of machines.
Gen. Ed Sheppard: Who gave you ladies permission to blubber?
Gen. Ed Sheppard: Now let's blow ass.
Patrick Smash: I cannot control my arse.
Placido P. Placeedo: You are singing the high bit... with your arse?