Flynn Rider: They just can't get my nose right.
Mr. Han: You've already proven everything you needed to prove. Why do you still want to fight?
Dre Parker: Because I'm still scared. No matter what happens, tonight, after I leave, I don't want to be scared anymore.
The Mad Hatter: There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter. Which luckily I am.
Puss in Boots: Feed me, if you dare.
Gru: Do you speak Spanish?
Miss Hattie: Do I look like someone who speaks Spanish?
Gru: It's just that your face is so... Como es burro.
Miss Hattie: Oh! Why, thank you!
Buzz Lightyear: Quiet, musical hog!
Carrie McLaughlin: I think something died in my room, it reeks.
Hank McLaughlin: Wind shifted. Puts you downwind to the barn, see. That's why my room is on the other side of the house.
Bob Quimby: Ramona, your sister has a report card. Doesn't that mean you should have one too?
Ramona Quimby: Uh... No.
Advocate Devyani Dutta: Do you need anything else?
Ethan Mascarenhas: Some sex would be good. Bring me one packet of condoms and one beautiful, willing woman, please. What do you say?
Mr. Jones: I'm sorry. Maybe that day, you just weren't yourself.
Mona Gray: I don't think I've ever been myself.