Gru: Do you speak Spanish?
Miss Hattie: Do I look like someone who speaks Spanish?
Gru: It's just that your face is so... Como es burro.
Miss Hattie: Oh! Why, thank you!
Gru: We are going to pull of the TRUE crime of the century... We are going to steal the MOON!
Vector: When I'm done with Gru, he's gonna be begging for mercy!
Edith: Can I drink this?
Dr. Nefario: Do you want to explode?
Edith: Can I drink this?
Dr. Nefario: Do you want to explode? [Edith kicks him in the shin.] Aah!
Margo: What kind of dog is that?
Gru: He is a... I don't know.
Chosen answer: "You have the face of a donkey."
Captain Defenestrator