Sleeping Beauty: Who dat?
Headless Horseman: I've always wanted to play the flute.
Snow White: I'm sorry but this isn't working for me.
Sleeping Beauty: It's not like your attitude is helping, Snow.
Snow White: You're just jealous that I was voted fairest in the land.
Rapunzel: Oh, you mean in that rigged election?
Snow White: You're one to talk. "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down thy golden extensions."
Artie: If there's something you want to do, or someone you really want to be, then the only one standing in your way... is you.
Guard #1: Get him, lads.
Sleeping Beauty: Everything always about you, it's not like your additude is helping Snow.
Snow White: Well maybe it just bothers you that I was voted fairest in the land.
Girl: I'd rather get the black plague and lock myself in an iron maiden than go out with him.
Merlin: Can I interest anyone in a snack or beverage?
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