Shrek 3
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Shrek: Fiona, try to be reasonable. Have you seen a baby lately? All they do is eat and poop, and then they cry, and they cry when they poop, and poop when they cry. Now imagine an ogre baby. They extra cry, and they extra poop.

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Puss in Boots: How can you be a reciever of the wedgies, when you are not a wearer of the underpants?
Donkey: Let's just say some things are better left unsaid.

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Girl: I'd rather get the black plague and lock myself in an iron maiden than go out with him.

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Mabel: What do you want, Charming?
Prince Charming: Oh, not much. Just a chance at redemption... and a fuzzy navel.

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Merlin: Can I interest anyone in a snack or beverage?

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Prince Charming: I am the rightful King of Far Far Away.

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Lancelot: King? More like mayor of Loserville.

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Donkey: They grow up so fast.
Shrek: Not fast enough.

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Artie: And so, people, I hope you enjoy your stay in prison, while I rule the free world, baby.
Shrek: All right, don't overdo it.
Artie: I'm building my city, people, on rock 'n' roll.
Shrek: You just overdid it.

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Sleeping Beauty: Everything always about you, it's not like your additude is helping Snow.
Snow White: Well maybe it just bothers you that I was voted fairest in the land.

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Shrek: Good morning.
Princess Fiona: Good morning. Ooh, morning breath.
Shrek: Yeah. Isn't it wonderful?

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Artie: You know, Shrek, you're all right. You just need to do a little less yelling, and use more soap.
Shrek: Thanks, Artie.
Artie: The soap is because you stink. Really bad.
Shrek: Yeah, I got that.

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Headless Horseman: I've always wanted to play the flute.

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Shrek: Break a leg. On second thought, let me break it for you.

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Sleeping Beauty: Who dat?

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Artie: If there's something you want to do, or someone you really want to be, then the only one standing in your way... is you.
Rumplestiltskin: Me?
Guard #1: Get him, lads.

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Donkey: What in the shestershire is this place?
Shrek: Well, my stomach's aching and my palms just got sweaty. Must be a high school.

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Shrek: That's right, I'm the new mascot. So let's really try and beat the other guys at whatever it is they are doing.

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Puss in Boots: I don't know you, but I'd like to.

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Artie: Did you say you were looking for Arthur?
Puss in Boots: That information is on a need to know basis.
Donkey: It's top secret. Hushity-hush.

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Continuity mistake: The "I Suck-eth" sign on Donkey's butt disappears after we see it.

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Trivia: When Fiona signals Snow White with a bird call, it's the same bird call Cameron Diaz did in Charlie's Angels.

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Question: This one is for my son. Is there any reference anywhere, in books, toys, promotional material, anywhere, which gives the names of the ogre babes?

Answer: There is a 4th movie coming out. They will be named then.

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