Girl: I'd rather get the black plague and lock myself in an iron maiden than go out with him.
Merlin: Can I interest anyone in a snack or beverage?
Lancelot: King? More like mayor of Loserville.
Sleeping Beauty: Everything always about you, it's not like your additude is helping Snow.
Snow White: Well maybe it just bothers you that I was voted fairest in the land.
Headless Horseman: I've always wanted to play the flute.
Sleeping Beauty: Who dat?
Artie: If there's something you want to do, or someone you really want to be, then the only one standing in your way... is you.
Guard #1: Get him, lads.