Gordon Bombay: Did you really Quack at the Principal?
Ducks: Yeah.
Gordon Bombay: Are we Ducks or what?
Gordon Bombay: Thank you very much, Mr. Ducksworth! Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack, Mr. Ducksworth.
Gordon Bombay: Keep swingin'. Maybe you'll give them a cold.
Gordon Bombay: Is there a goalie?
Goldberg: Only for a little while. L'm moving back to Philly.
Gordon Bombay: Thank you for sharing that.
Coach Reilly: Why'd you turn against me, Gordon? For six years, I taught you how to skate, I taught you how to score, I taught you how to go for the "W." You could have been one of the greats! And now look at yourself. You're not even a has-been. You're a never-was.
Gordon Bombay: I hate kids. They're barely human.
Casey Conway: Look, Mr. Zen Master, you may be in tune with the ice universe, but when it comes to my kid, "I just know" doesn't cut it.
District Five Peewee Hockey Team: Take the fall! Act hurt! Get indignant.
Charlie Conway: You know, she has many fine qualities that men find attractive.
Gordon Bombay: I'm aware, Charlie. That fact has not escaped me.
Gordon Bombay: You may make it. You may not, but that doesn't matter, Charlie. What matters is that we're here. Look around. Who ever thought we'd make it this far. 1, 2, 3. Triple Deke. Take your best shot. I believe in you, Charlie. Win or lose.
Charlie Conway: Thanks, Coach.
Gordon Bombay: Go get 'em.
Gordon Bombay: Now here's the long and the short of it: I hate hockey and I don't like kids.
Peter Mark: What's this supposed to be, a pep talk?
Gordon Bombay: I'm sure this will be a real bonding experience. One day, maybe one of you will write a book about it in jail.
Gordon Bombay: Concentration, not strength.
Les Averman: Like the Karate Kid, right? Wax on! Wax off.
Connie Moreau: Just shut up and try it, Averman.
Gordon Bombay: A team isn't a bunch of kids out to win. A team is something you belong to, something you feel, something you have to earn.
Gordon Bombay: You think losing is funny?
Les Averman: Well, not at first, but once you get the hang of it.
Jesse: We're the ones out there gettin' our butts kicked.
Terry Hall: Yeah, it's not like you coach us or anything. At least we tried.
