Cedric the Bellman: You know, Herbert Hoover once stayed here on this floor.
Kevin McCallister: The vacuum guy?
Cedric the Bellman: No, the President.
Kevin McCallister: Howdy do. This is Peter McCallister, the father. I'd like a hotel room please, with an extra large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key. Credit card? You got it.
Kate McCallister: What kind of idiots do you have working here?
Desk Clerk: The finest in New York.
Harry: That's very smart, Marv. You bust outta jail to rob 14 cents from a Santa Claus?
Marv: Every little bit helps. Besides, now we got our new nicknames. We're the Sticky Bandits.
Waiter: Two scoops, sir?
Kevin McCallister: Two? Make it three. I'm not driving.
Kevin McCallister: You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.
Cedrick the Bellman: Do you know how the TV works?
Kevin McCallister: I'm 10 years old. TV is my life.
Kevin: Yikes! I did it again.
Kevin McCallister: Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?