Best family movie quotes of 1991

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Problem Child 2 picture

Lawanda Dumore: I hate children. They ruin everything. If I had enough power, I'd wipe them off the face of the earth.

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Hook: Prepare to die, Peter Pan!
Peter: To die would be a grand adventure!
Hook: Death is the only adventure you have left!

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Gaston: How can you read this? There's no pictures!
Belle: Well, some people use their imagination.

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The Addams Family picture

Pugsley: Are they dead?
Wednesday: Does it matter?

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Trina: I don't usually smoke cigars, it's just that my friend had a baby.

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An American Tail: Fievel Goes West picture

Fievel: Have no fear. Filly the Kid is here.

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George: Who presents this woman? This woman? But she's not a woman. She's just a kid. And she's leaving us. I realised at that moment that I was never going to come home again and see Annie at the top of the stairs. Never going to see her again at our breakfast table in her nightgown and socks. I suddenly realised what was happening. Annie was all grown up and was leaving us, and something inside began to hurt.

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Princess: I must go with the bear.
King of the winterland: Damn that bear.

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TV Play-by-Play Announcer: Welcome everyone to the Pontiac Silverdome, where the Green Bay Packers are about to take on the division-leading Detroit Lions.

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Ethan O'Fallon: Now look, Hallie, you can ask for toys, parakeets, hair care products, I don't care. But you may not ask for anything to do with interpersonal relationships! Got it? This is Santa Claus, not Dear Abby.

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