Best family movie quotes of 1994

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The Little Rascals picture

A.J. Ferguson: Now the race course is marked off with arrows, and it ends right back here, where it started from.

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The Lion King picture

Pumbaa: Hey, Timon, ever wonder what those sparkly dots are up there?
Timon: Pumbaa, I don't wonder; I know.
Pumbaa: Oh. What are they?
Timon: They're fireflies. Fireflies that, uh... Got stuck up on that big bluish-black thing.
Pumbaa: Oh, gee. I always thought they were balls of gas burning billions of miles away.
Timon: Pumbaa, with you, everything's gas.

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Little Women picture

Laurie: Hello! Jo! Come over here. You too, Meg. It's dull as tombs around here.

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The Swan Princess picture

Jean-Bob: Whenever I have to do something in a hurry, I'll always bring a turtle.

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The Santa Clause picture

Scott Calvin: Can we take a direct flight back to reality, or do we have to change planes in Denver?

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Baby's Day Out picture

FBI Agent Dale Grissom: You're surrounded! Throw down the Boo Boo and put your hands over your head.

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D2: The Mighty Ducks picture

Coach Bombay: Haven't you guys been training in the off-season?
Lester Averman: You know, I knew we forgot something.

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Miracle on 34th Street picture

Kris: If you can't learn to accept ANYTHING on faith, then you are doomed for a life dominated by doubt.

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Angels in the Outfield picture

George Knox: You're Roger's mom?
Maggie Nelson: Nope.
George Knox: Aunt? Grandma?
Maggie Nelson: No, we're not related. This is a short-term foster care facility, I run it. Roger is a ward of the state.
George Knox: I see. So Roger, he's got a wild imagination? Always coming up with stories?
Maggie Nelson: No actually, he's very grounded. Truth is most kids who are taken away from their parents by the court system, have a good handle on reality.

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Camp Nowhere picture

"Mud": Gaby, when does your mom leave for the islands?
Gaby: Just as soon as she puts me on the bus to Camp Slenderella.
Trish: Again?
Gaby: Celery sticks and rice cakes... prison food.
Trish: I'll mail you a Twinkie.

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Little Giants picture

Spike: Look, you berzerko Barbie doll, when you mess with Spike, you mess with death.
Becky O'Shea: You can talk the talk but can you walk the walk?
Spike: Try me.
Becky O'Shea: I will.
Spike: Let's go.
Becky O'Shea: Right now.
Jake Berman: Somebody call 911.

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The Pagemaster picture

Telephone Operator: Due to the storm, all lines have been temporarily disconnected. Please try your call again later.

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Little Big League picture

Margaret Sullivan: Isn't that wonderful? Your Grandfather gave you the twins.
Billy Heywood: I would rather have my Grandfather.

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North picture

North: What are you doing here?
Gabby: Well, I finished all my chores, I thought I'd get a little shootin' in.
North: No, I mean, have you ever been an Easter Bunny?
Gabby: Easter Bunny?
Pa Tex: Careful, Son, Gabby's killed men for less than that.
North: Oh, sorry.
Gabby: No harm done.

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My Girl 2 picture

Kevin: Vada, if bullshit wore a bra, you'd be top heavy.

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The Return of Jafar picture

Aladdin 'Al': So Genie, how does it feel to be free?
Blue Genie: Seriously? I love it.

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3 Ninjas Kick Back picture

Tum Tum: I wanted to come to Japan, Grandpa.
Grandpa: Thank you for wanting to continue your Ninja training.
Tum Tum: Ninja? I really wanted to go there to learn how to be a Sumo Wrestler. You know how much those guys get to eat everyday?

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Getting Even With Dad picture

Carl: You know Ray, since your kid's moved in, the food's gotten better.

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Blank Check picture

Comuter Voice: Ralph and Damien sleep butt to face, butt to face, butt to face.

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