The Little Rascals
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A.J. Ferguson: Now the race course is marked off with arrows, and it ends right back here, where it started from.

Mr. Welling: Six kids, hard-working father, honest and trustworthy. Loan... denied.

Alfalfa: Why am I soaking wet?
Porky: Don't worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem.

Stymie: You're not thinkin' about Darla, are ya?
Alfalfa: No, of course not.
George "Spanky" McFarland: Good.
Alfalfa: I wonder if she's not thinking of me, too?

George "Spanky" McFarland: People, people, we need your money.

Darla: Alfalfa, that's a part of you I've never seen before.

Darla: This tastes like somebody poured it through an old boot.
Billy "Froggy" Laughlin: Actually, it's a sneaker.

Stymie: Wood doesn't grow on trees.

Alfalfa: Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfalfa!"

Buckwheat: We've got a dollar, we've got a dollar, we've got a dollar, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Stymie: You only meet your once in a lifetime friends... once in a lifetime.

Uh Huh: Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. I simply chose not to employ them.

Stymie: Porky, you sure know how to make a sand-wich.
Porky: That wasn't sand, that was kitty litter.
Buckwheat: Don't worry, it's pretty fresh.

Alfalfa: Is Spanky home?
Spanky's Dad: Sorry, Alfalfa. Spanky isn't here.
Alfalfa's Dad: I'm sorry, Spanky, Alfalfa's not here.
George "Spanky" McFarland: Darn.
Alfalfa: Darn.

Buckwheat: Quick, what's the number for 911?

Alfalfa: Everything's working out perfectly. The guys are at the swimming hole, and I'm home with a tooth ache. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

Darla: Waldo, I think we have to turn here.
Waldo: Girls have no sense of direction.
Darla: You know, you're starting to get on my nerves.

Stymie: I... Stymie... Member in good standing of the He-Man Woman Haters Club... Do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to. And especially: never fall in love, and if I do may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours - or until I scream bloody murder.

Waldo: We just moved into town. My father bought the oil refinery.
Darla: That explains why you're so refined.
Alfalfa: Yeah, and so oily.

Alfalfa: All knights ride into battle wearing the colors of their lady fair.

Continuity mistake: At the beginning when Alfalfa is in the boat and the girl slicks his hair back, there is a shot where Alfalfa's hair is already up. When she kisses him, his hair pops up again.

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Suggested correction: Actually Darla pushes his hair down, right before she kisses him.

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Trivia: In the movie, Spanky and Alfalfa's last name are Switzer and McFarland. These were the last names of the actors who originally played them in the 30s.

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