Puffin: There comes a time, the possum said, when if all else fails just play dead.
Jean-Bob: Whenever I have to do something in a hurry, I'll always bring a turtle.
Rogers: You should write a book: How To Offend Women In Five Syllables or Less.
Speed: I think I pulled a muscle.
Jean-Bob: I'm gonna die! I know it! I'm on a mission with a lame turtle.
Queen Uberta: Where is Derek? Oh, never mind, I know where he is. Working on the mystery of the Fat Animal.
Rogers: The Great Animal, Your Highness.
Queen Uberta: Great, fat. It's large and has fur.
Rogers: What else is there? She says, "Is beauty all that matters?", and you say, "What else is there?".
Prince Derek: It was dumb. I know.
Rogers: You should write a book: "How to Offend Women in Five Syllables or Less."
Rothbart: Hello, little prince.
Prince Derek: Who are you?
Rothbart: Went and pledged your love to another, eh?
Prince Derek: What are you talking about? This is Odette.
Rothbart: No, Odette is mine.
Prince Derek: It's you! You have no power here. I made a vow, a vow of everlasting love.
Rothbart: You made a vow all right. A vow of everlasting... death.
Odette: You have to make a vow of everlasting love.
Prince Derek: I'll make it. I'ts all I've ever wanted.
Odette: I need to know that he loves me... for just being me.
Puffin: There you have it, everlasting love.
Rothbart: Once you steal something, you spend your whole life fighting to keep it.
Princess Odette: Will you love me, Derek? Until the day I die?
Prince Derek: No, Odette, much longer. Much longer.
Odette: Every night you ask the same question. And every night I give you the same answer.
Odette: ...I'll die first.
Rothbart: You know... you are really starting to bug me.
Odette: I would think you'd be use to it by now.