Best family movie quotes of 1988

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Who Framed Roger Rabbit picture

Roger Rabbit: No! Not my Jessica! Not pattycake! It can't be! It just can't be! Jessica's my wife! It's absolutely impossible! Jessica's the love of my life. The apple of my eye. The cream in my coffee.
Eddie Valiant: Well you better start drinking it black, Acme's taking the cream now.

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Oliver and Company picture

Tito: Hey, man, if this is torture, chain me to the wall.

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Big (1988)

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Billy: Here, take this. [Hands Josh a handful of money.]
Josh: Billy, where did you get this?
Billy: From my dad's top drawer.
Josh: You stole money from your father?
Billy: It's his emergency money.
Josh: Jesus, Billy.
Billy: Well what do you call this?

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Ducky: The tree is talking.
Littlefoot: No it isn't.
Ducky: You should not eat talking trees. Nope, nope nope.

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Ernest Saves Christmas picture

Ernest: I have lived my life in the fast lane.

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Janet Cruise: It's ruined. It's totally ruined.
Eric Cruise: It wasn't me, mom! It was a little creature! I saw it.
Janet Cruise: The house is totally destroyed.
Eric Cruise: What do you want me to say?
Janet Cruise: I don't want you to say anything.

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Big Top Pee-Wee picture

Vance: We do not want to end up with a low potassium level.
Pee-wee: Duh, Vance! You'd think I never went to agricultural junior college.

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Harvey Skitters: yes! magnificent! oh, hello!
Grandpa: hello! Billy, this is Mr Harvey Skitters. I used to take your dad out here when he was your age.
Billy Johnson: why'd he stop?
Grandpa: maybe he's too old for circus, or maybe for time with his father.

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Garfield: His 9 Lives picture

Garfield: Six must be my lucky number, because that was the life when I fell in love with music. I also fell in love with the girl who played the piano just for me.

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Tatsuo Kusakabe: Trees and people used to be good friends. I saw that tree and decided to buy the house. Hope Mom likes it too. Okay, let's pay our respects then get home for lunch.

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Vice Versa picture

Marshall: [as Charlie] She gets back this weekend. If we don't resolve this, I'll have to go back and live with her again. This is the woman I couldn't live with as a husband. Now, I'm going to be her son. It's a Freudian nightmare.

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Short Circuit 2 picture

Johnny 5: He locked you up? He did not smash, crush, dent, mangle you?
Fred: No, he just wanted us out of the way.
Johnny 5: Sure, kidnap the humans, destroy the machines.

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