Patrick: Don't ever let any one make you feel like you don't deserve what you want.
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit.
Stifler's Mom: I got some scotch.
Finch: Single malt?
Stifler's Mom: Aged eighteen years. The way I like it.
Mac: Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive. But practice makes perfect.
Catherine Banning: Damn, I hate being a foregone conclusion.
Theresa Osborne: And you'll just forget about me, right?
Garret Blake: Every day.
Peggy: Have you heard my husband's morning show?"Wake Up With Flem?"
Zach Siler: Has anyone see Taylor?
Chandler: What?
Zach Siler: You know, Taylor, my girlfriend.
Dean Sampson: Kinda tall, yells at everyone?
Jane Aubrey: You ever gotten your heart broken?
Billy Chapel: Yeah. When we lost the pennant in '87.
Anna Scott: I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
Stan: Love is just lust in disguise, and lust fades, so you damn well better be with someone who can stand you.
P.A. Announcer: The blouse man is on the premises.
Sarah Lewis: I don't deserve heaven.
Ben Holmes: Oh Sarah, you deserve so much more than you think you do.
Sue Ryan: It's easy to be a bitch now that Brad Seldon's available.
Nicole: It's easy to be a bitch either way.
Rob Geller: See ya around the Cell Block, Mrs. Robinson.
Brandon: Lana, you are one cranky girl.
Adam: Manners are a way of showing other people we care about them.
Andrew Martin: Sir, is everything all right?
Sir: Umm. They've both gone now, Andrew. Well, things change, things always change. People move on. It's as it should be. But, what I realised today is that I'll never stop missing them.
Andrew Martin: Sir? One is still here.
Sir: And one is glad of that Andrew. Thank you.
Virgil: I saw the horizon. It's out there. And though I may not ever be able to touch it, it's worth reaching for.