Lois McNally: If you need anything call me, although I don't know how to do anything except buy clothes.
Dutch Van Den Broeck: What happens if you don't get elected?
Kay Chandler: The country goes to hell.
Lord Arthur Goring: To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
Sarah: Are you on a new book?
Maurice Bendrix: Of course.
Sarah: It's not about us, is it? The one you threatened to write?
Maurice Bendrix: A book takes a year to write. It's too hard work for revenge.
Sarah: If only you knew how little you had to revenge.
Maurice Bendrix: I'm joking. We are adults. We knew it had to end some time. Now we can have lunch and talk about your husband.
Voice of the Announcer: Meanwhile, back at Snidely's not-so-secret hideout.
Kathryn: So I assume you've come here to make arrangements, but unfortunately, I don't fuck losers.
Jimmie: Just give me the damn symbolic vaginas.
Marco: You are sick.