Michelle: What's my name? Say my name, bitch!
Michelle: Are we gonna screw soon? 'Cause I'm getting kind of antsy.
Jim: Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like?
Kevin: You want to take this one?
Oz: Like warm apple pie.
Oz: [After singing with the choir.] How did I sound?
Jim: You sounded pretty good!
Stifler: Yeah, man, I think you need your balls reattached!