American Pie (1999)

Stifler's Mom: I got some scotch.
Finch: Single malt?
Stifler's Mom: Aged eighteen years. The way I like it.

Finch: God bless the Internet.

Michelle: What's my name? Say my name, bitch!

Kevin: Hey, Stifler. How's the pale ale?
Stifler: Fuck you!

Michelle: Are we gonna screw soon? 'Cause I'm getting kind of antsy.

Oz: [After singing with the choir.] How did I sound?
Jim: You sounded pretty good!
Stifler: Yeah, man, I think you need your balls reattached!

Jim: Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like?
Kevin: You want to take this one?
Oz: Like warm apple pie.

Jim: You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.