Zach Siler: Has anyone see Taylor?
Chandler: What?
Zach Siler: You know, Taylor, my girlfriend.
Dean Sampson: Kinda tall, yells at everyone?
Laney Boggs: Who the hell would nominate me?
Taylor Vaughan: Careful of what? OK, I could win this thing in flourescent lighting, on the first day of my period, cloaked in T.J. Max. Ok? My mother was prom queen in '71, my cousin - prom queen in '82, and my sister would have been prom queen in '94 if it wasn't for that scam on the Conway Bed tour bus, okay? I am a goddamn legacy, all right? And besides, not to be a bitch, but who's gonna beat Taylor Vaughan?
Katie: God, I hope that's not your acceptance speech.
Zach Siler: What was that?
Laney Boggs: I was busy.
Zach Siler: Yeah, busy wiggin'.
Laney Boggs: I did not wig.
Zach Siler: Oh, there was major wiggage.
Laney Boggs: Am I a bet? Am I a fucking BET?
Taylor Vaughan: You didn't think you became popular for real, did you? Oh, you did? That's so sweet.
Mackenzie Siler: When was the last time you tweezed?
Laney Boggs: What?
Mackenzie Siler: I mean your eyebrows.
Laney Boggs: Never, why?
Mackenzie Siler: Ever watch Sesame Street?
Laney Boggs: Yeah.
Mackenzie Siler: You know Bert?
Zach Siler: Give her the right look, the right boyfriend, and bam. In six weeks she's being named prom queen.
Dean Sampson: His dad owns Harrison Ford.
Laney Boggs: The actor?
Dean Sampson: No, the car dealership.
Zach Siler: Brock Hudson? What kind of a name is that?
Taylor Vaughan: What kind of a name is "Zach?" OK, Brock is from "The Real World."
Zach Siler: What, Resceda?
Taylor Vaughan: No, like the TV show. "Real World LA", second season, hello.
Zach Siler: The dyslexic volleyball guy? They kicked him out of the house.
Laney Boggs: I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing.
Girl #2: My soul is an island, my car is a Ford.
Laney Boggs: What is this, some sort of dork outreach program?
Zach Siler: Sometimes when you open up to people, you let the bad in with the good.
Mackenzie Siler: Nothing personal, Laney, but this particular... coif, doesn't really go with your face shape.
Laney Boggs: What do you have in mind?
Mackenzie Siler: Well, I have an idea.
Laney Boggs: What kind of idea?
Mackenzie Siler: ...You'd really have to trust me.
Dean Sampson: I mean, the girl's an institution in this place. Every girl wants to be her, and every guy wants to nail her.
Preston: Basically she's you, with tits.
Mackenzie Siler: So who's the lucky rebound skank?
Zach Siler: All you have left is a C minus GPA with a Wonderbra.
Zach Siler: So, can I have the last dance?
Laney Boggs: No, you can have the first.
Dean Sampson: Is that a no?
Laney Boggs: That's a hell no.
