Best comedy movie quotes of 1992

Movie Quote Quiz
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York picture

Kate McCallister: What kind of idiots do you have working here?
Desk Clerk: The finest in New York.

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Army of Darkness picture

Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red, Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its people.
Ash: Well hellooo Mister Fancypants. I've got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and shit... And Jack just left town.

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Wayne's World picture

Garth Algar: If she were a president, she would be Baberaham Lincoln.

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Sister Act picture

Reverend Mother: Girl groups? Boogie-Woogie on the piano? What were you thinking?
Dolores: I was thinking more like Vegas, you know? Get some butts in the seats.

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My Cousin Vinny picture

Vinny Gambini: Is it possible, the two youts-
Judge Haller: Uh, two what? What was that word?
Vinny Gambini: What word?
Judge Haller: Two what?
Vinny Gambini: What?
Judge Haller: Did you say "youts"?
Vinny Gambini: Yeah, two youts.
Judge Haller: What is a yout?
Vinny Gambini: Oh, excuse me, your honor. Two youths.

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Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot picture

Tutti: For now you can keep your pants on for now, Mr. Parnell. Just remember one thing, I'll be back.
Joe: Oooh gee.
Tutti: What? Did I embarrass you?
Joe: 'I'll be back'? Please!
Tutti: I heard a cop say it once.
Joe: Cops don't say that. Terminators say that.

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A League Of Their Own picture

Kit: Have you ever heard dad introduce us? "This is our daughter Dottie and this is our other daughter, Dottie's sister." They should've just had you and bought a dog.

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The Muppet Christmas Carol picture

Rizzo the Rat: There are two things I hate: heights and jumping from them.

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Braindead picture

Pequita: Your mother ate my dog!
Lionel: Not all of it.

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