Best comedy movie quotes of 1992

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Army of Darkness picture

Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red, Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its people.
Ash: Well hellooo Mister Fancypants. I've got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and shit... And Jack just left town.

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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York picture

Kate McCallister: What kind of idiots do you have working here?
Desk Clerk: The finest in New York.

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Wayne's World picture

Garth Algar: Uhm, Wayne? What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl?
Wayne Campbell: I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.

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Biker: If this turns into a nuns' bar, I'm outta here!

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Vinny Gambini: Is it possible, the two youts-
Judge Haller: Uh, two what? What was that word?
Vinny Gambini: What word?
Judge Haller: Two what?
Vinny Gambini: What?
Judge Haller: Did you say "youts"?
Vinny Gambini: Yeah, two youts.
Judge Haller: What is a yout?
Vinny Gambini: Oh, excuse me, your honor. Two youths.

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Kit: Have you ever heard dad introduce us? "This is our daughter Dottie and this is our other daughter, Dottie's sister." They should've just had you and bought a dog.

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Yvonne: I hope you catch a disease and your dick falls off.

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Tutti: For now you can keep your pants on for now, Mr. Parnell. Just remember one thing, I'll be back.
Joe: Oooh gee.
Tutti: What? Did I embarrass you?
Joe: 'I'll be back'? Please!
Tutti: I heard a cop say it once.
Joe: Cops don't say that. Terminators say that.

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Captain Ron picture

Captain Ron: Hey! Uh, leg feels a lot better now, boss. I always been a fast healer, you know. 'Course I believe in Jesus, so that helps.

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Alice Newton: I don't think words for parts of the body make very good names.
Emily Newton: He's got one of those, I looked.
Alice Newton: I'm sure he does but I don't think Daddy would want to stand on the porch at night yelling that out.
Emily Newton: But that's what you call Uncle Richard.

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Roland T. Flakfizer: Please, call me what everyone else calls me: "Your Royal Sex Machine."

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Buffy: I have something that the other girls didn't have.
Merrick: And what might that be, pray?
Buffy: My keen fashion sense.
Merrick: Oh, vampires of the world beware.

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Kate: The only problem that he has is finding his zipper fast enough.

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Madeleine: You should learn not to compete with me. I always win.
Helen: You may have always won, but you never played fair.
Madeleine: Who cares how I played? I won.

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Encino Man picture

Stoney: I hope he doesn't gnaw on our beaks.

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Gordon Bombay: You think losing is funny?
Les Averman: Well, not at first, but once you get the hang of it.
Jesse: We're the ones out there gettin' our butts kicked.
Terry Hall: Yeah, it's not like you coach us or anything. At least we tried.

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Larry Levy: I'll be there right after my AA meeting.
Griffin Mill: Oh Larry, I didn't realise you had a drinking problem.
Larry Levy: Well I don't really, but that's where all the deals are being made these days.

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Carl: So it's a code breaker.
Martin Bishop: No. It's THE code breaker. No more secrets.

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Grandpa: Remember, never fight unless you're sure you can win.

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Jack Singer: Do you know what a straight flush is? It's like... unbeatable.
Betsy: "Like unbeatable" is not unbeatable.
Jack Singer: Hey, I know that now, okay.

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