Best comedy movie quotes of 1992

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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York picture

Kate McCallister: What kind of idiots do you have working here?
Desk Clerk: The finest in New York.

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Army of Darkness picture

Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red, Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its people.
Ash: Well hellooo Mister Fancypants. I've got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and shit... And Jack just left town.

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Encino Man picture

Stoney: I'm not a geek, I'm a unique weasel.

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Sister Act picture

Reverend Mother: Girl groups? Boogie-Woogie on the piano? What were you thinking?
Dolores: I was thinking more like Vegas, you know? Get some butts in the seats.

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Boomerang picture

Yvonne: I hope you catch a disease and your dick falls off.

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Wayne's World picture

Garth Algar: If she were a president, she would be Baberaham Lincoln.

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My Cousin Vinny picture

Vinny Gambini: Is it possible, the two youts-
Judge Haller: Uh, two what? What was that word?
Vinny Gambini: What word?
Judge Haller: Two what?
Vinny Gambini: What?
Judge Haller: Did you say "youts"?
Vinny Gambini: Yeah, two youts.
Judge Haller: What is a yout?
Vinny Gambini: Oh, excuse me, your honor. Two youths.

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Kit: Have you ever heard dad introduce us? "This is our daughter Dottie and this is our other daughter, Dottie's sister." They should've just had you and bought a dog.

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The Muppet Christmas Carol picture

Rizzo the Rat: There are two things I hate: heights and jumping from them.

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3 Ninjas picture

Fester: Hey dude, what time does school get out?
Hammer: I don't know. I never stayed to the end.

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Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot picture

Tutti: For now you can keep your pants on for now, Mr. Parnell. Just remember one thing, I'll be back.
Joe: Oooh gee.
Tutti: What? Did I embarrass you?
Joe: 'I'll be back'? Please!
Tutti: I heard a cop say it once.
Joe: Cops don't say that. Terminators say that.

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Captain Ron picture

Captain Ron: Hey! Uh, leg feels a lot better now, boss. I always been a fast healer, you know. 'Course I believe in Jesus, so that helps.

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Brain Donors picture

Usherette: Five and six.
Roland T. Flakfizer: Eleven. Now it's your turn: twenty-five and sixty-seven.

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer picture

Buffy: Pike isn't a name, it's a fish.

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The Cutting Edge picture

Doug: Well, actually, it's kinda interesting.
Woman in Bar: I'll bet.
Drunk: Tell him.
Woman in Bar #2: We're waiting.
Doug: I - I b - I been doin' a little - I been doin' a little figure skating.
Drunk: Damn.
Man in Bar: What'd he say?
Walter Dorsey: You been doin' what?
Old man in back of bar: Finger painting?

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Death Becomes Her picture

Helen: You have no talent for poverty.

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The Mighty Ducks picture

Gordon Bombay: Is there a goalie?
Goldberg: Only for a little while. L'm moving back to Philly.
Gordon Bombay: Thank you for sharing that.

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The Player picture

Detective Susan Avery: Mr. Mill, have you been going to detective school?
Griffin Mill: No, actually, we're doing a... a movie right now, called Lonely Room, and Scott Glenn plays a detective much like yourself.
Detective Susan Avery: Is he a black woman?

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Sneakers picture

Cosmo: You will give me the box, right now, or I will kill you, right now.

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Honeymoon in Vegas picture

Tommy Korman: Now I shake your hand.

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