Best comedy movie quotes of 1992

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Reverend Mother: Girl groups? Boogie-Woogie on the piano? What were you thinking?
Dolores: I was thinking more like Vegas, you know? Get some butts in the seats.

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Captain Ron: Hey! Uh, leg feels a lot better now, boss. I always been a fast healer, you know. 'Course I believe in Jesus, so that helps.

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Stoney: If you're edged 'cause I'm weazin all your grindage, just chill. 'Cause if I had the whole brady bunch thing happenin' at my pad, I'd go grind over there, so don't tax my gig so hard-core cruster.

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Cedric the Bellman: You know, Herbert Hoover once stayed here on this floor.
Kevin McCallister: The vacuum guy?
Cedric the Bellman: No, the President.

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Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red, Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its people.
Ash: Well hellooo Mister Fancypants. I've got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and shit... And Jack just left town.

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Lloyd: You hang up the phone, you leave the sardines, and you got out with the newspaper.

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Fran: A life lived in fear is a life half lived.

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Rizzo the Rat: There are two things I hate: heights and jumping from them.

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Madeleine: Do you know that they do to soft, bald, overweight Republicans in prison, Ernest?

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Fester: Hey dude, what time does school get out?
Hammer: I don't know. I never stayed to the end.

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Garth Algar: If she were a president, she would be Baberaham Lincoln.

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Jimmy: Are you crying? There's no crying! There's no crying in baseball!

Cubs Fan

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Carl: Forget it. It's a toy company.
Martin Bishop: Toy company my ass. That's laser fencing. There's high voltage around the perimeter. The whole building says go away.

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Yvonne: I hope you catch a disease and your dick falls off.

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Eddie: A compliment for us, is a compliment for you.

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Holli Would: You want to know what it is about you that really kicks my ass, Harris?
Frank Harris: How about my foot?

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Nick: Adam! Don't eat us.

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