Kit: Have you ever heard dad introduce us? "This is our daughter Dottie and this is our other daughter, Dottie's sister." They should've just had you and bought a dog.
Kid: Mr. Dugan, can you sign my baseball card? Whoa... avoid the clap, signed Jimmy Dugan.
Jimmy: That's good advice!
Mr. Capadino: I want HER! The one who hit the ball.
Dottie: She's good, She's real good. She just didn't pitch today because she pitched yesterday.
Ira: Jimmy, if I were to give you a raise do you think you can show a little more interest?
Jimmy: Well I could certainly use the money.
Jimmy: Ballplayers! I've got girls.
Dottie: It just got too hard...
Jimmy: It's the hard. That makes it great. If it were easy, everybody would be doing it.
Answer: Rosie O'Donnell auditioned for the role of Marla, but lost it. Penny Marshal thought she was a good actress and so funny she created the role of Doris for her. As for Madonna, she was like all singers getting offered movie roles. She was very popular back in the 90's, but reportedly a total diva to work with.