3 Ninjas

3 Ninjas (1992)

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Rocky: We should run.
Tum Tum: We should hide.
Colt: We should kick their butts.

Fester: Hey dude, what time does school get out?
Hammer: I don't know. I never stayed to the end.

Rocky: Grandpa is a Ninja. He will come.
Tum Tum: I don't care who he is as long as he brings us something to eat.

Fester: Okay little dude, we know you're in here somewhere. We don't wanna hurt you, we just wanna kidnap you.

Fester: Okay, none of you little dudes move until those two dudes get back.

Grandpa: Remember, never fight unless you're sure you can win.

Fester: Okay, Marcia Brady or Laurie Partridge?
Hammer: Rather do Laurie.
Fester: Cool. Okay, Cheryl Ladd or Farrah Fawcett?
Hammer: Tanya Roberts, dude.

Hammer: Dude.

Hugo Snyder: They're just kids. kids! I want them found NOW! Or I'll tear out your liver.

Colt: Oh no, robbers.
Hammer: Robbers? I thought we were kidnappers.

Grandpa: Colt, what is a ninja?
Colt: A ninja is one who can use everything around him to trick his enemies. He and fast and he is friendly to his environment.
Rocky: A ninja is honest and good. His mind, body and spirit are one. He has self-control. He has discipline.
Tum Tum: A ninja loves nature, uh, 'cause he is part of nature. A ninja never fights a battle if he cannot win.

Fester: First we feast. Then we Felony.

Fester: Alright. Operation: Kick Butt is about to commence. Synchronize watches.
Hammer: What time is it?
Fester: I dunno, anybody got a watch?

Fester: Where are those little boogers? If I was a little booger, where would I be? Mom and Dad's room.

Hugo Snyder: Am I a nice guy or what?
Colt: You're a geek.

Rocky: Hey, what's the matter with us? Remember what Grandpa taught us? Everything around us can be our friend. Be friendly to your environment.
Colt: Oh sure, Rocky, we gonna go make the friendly door open?

Tum Tum: We almost had you.
Grandpa: Had me? Oh Michael.
Tum Tum: What?
Grandpa: If I hadn't have stopped the car, you would've been called 'Pancake' by now.

Marcus: Radical.

Colt: I'm Colt because I'm fast, he's Rocky because he's solid and he's Tum-Tum because he'll eat anything.
Tum Tum: I won't eat dog poop.

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