Cassandra: I don't believe I've ever had French champagne before...
Benjamin Kane: Oh, actually all champagne is French, it's named after the region. Otherwise it's sparkling white wine. Americans of course don't recognize the convention, so it becomes that thing of calling all of their sparkling white "champagne", even though by definition they're not.
Wayne Campbell: Ah yes, it's a lot like "Star Trek: The Next Generation." In many ways it's superior but will never be as recognized as the original.
Garth Algar: Let me tell you something about women, Wayne. They want you to come get them, they LOVE it.
Wayne Campbell: I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.
Garth Algar: That is a babe. She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.