Best comedy movie quotes of 1992

Tutti: For now you can keep your pants on for now, Mr. Parnell. Just remember one thing, I'll be back.
Joe: Oooh gee.
Tutti: What? Did I embarrass you?
Joe: 'I'll be back'? Please!
Tutti: I heard a cop say it once.
Joe: Cops don't say that. Terminators say that.

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Olaf Andersen: Now the question is, can we get the shit back into the horse?

Ben: If you kill a whale, you get Greenpeace and Jacques Cousteau on your back, but wipe out sardines and you get a canning subsidy.

Anton: Man and woman together make flower. Douglas, you are stem. Katya, you are petal. Together, we make flower.

Hampton Pig: Speak to me, Plucky.
Plucky Duck: Auntie Em, is that you?

Porco Rosso: A pig's gotta fly.

Holli Would: You want to know what it is about you that really kicks my ass, Harris?
Frank Harris: How about my foot?

Andrew: I think adults are just children who owe money.

Chester: We have a chance. Like a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest.

Newton Davis: Wow! You're a genius. You're like the Ernest Hemingway of bullshit.

Aunt Pristine Figg: Well, your little friends certainly are house broken, they've been here only five minutes and already they've broken the house.

Sirk, Raff's Son: What we lack in brains, we make up for with good intentions.

Buddy Young, Jr.: I didn't take your life, Stan. I gave you one.
Stan: Yeah, but you coulda been nicer.

Patrick Zevo: Are you taking my duplication investigation seriously or are you disrespecting my duplication investigation?

Jake Wyer: I got a plan. Full frontal assault.
Sam French: A full-frontal assault. That's your plan?
Jake Wyer: It's got the element of surprise.
Sam French: Suicide is always surprising.

Paul Matthews: You look familiar.
Prince Geoffrey: Yeah, I'm the Prince of England.

Insp. Y.K. Chen: Are you unhappy?
Uncle Bill: I'd be happier if the Commissioner did it himself.
Insp. Y.K. Chen: Aren't we very mean?
Uncle Bill: A little bit, but you more than I.
Insp. Y.K. Chen: Why's that?
Uncle Bill: Because you're my superior.

Sidney Deane: Can anybody step in for this guy? Anybody? For Mr. Motherfucking March of Dimes?

Daniel: Do you ever feel lost?
Claire Cooper: I invented it. It's mine.

Peter Hoskins: What goes into one, Rita? A Long Island Iced Tea?
Rita Boyle: I'm sorry darling, I've forgotten.
Peter Hoskins: What, do you have it all written down behind the bar or something?
Rita Boyle: I'm on vacation.
Peter Hoskins: So you can't remember a drink recipe for something that I would like to order?
Rita Boyle: Peter, you're doing it again. You take a perfect situation and you pee all over it.