Porco Rosso: A pig's gotta fly.
Ben: If you kill a whale, you get Greenpeace and Jacques Cousteau on your back, but wipe out sardines and you get a canning subsidy.
Olaf Andersen: Now the question is, can we get the shit back into the horse?
Anton: Man and woman together make flower. Douglas, you are stem. Katya, you are petal. Together, we make flower.
Buffy: I can't believe I'm doing this. I can't believe I'm in a graveyard with a strange man hunting for vampires on a school night.
Nick: Adam! Don't eat us.
Al Bert: Like my ex-wife. Anything I say, she does the opposite.
Alsatia Zevo: So this is Paris.
Patrick Zevo: What?
Leslie Zevo: She still needs some work.
Sarah Jane: Well, Mr. Anthony, I can tell you that no man has dressed up in my underclothes since the day my late husband died.
Aunt Pristine Figg: Well, your little friends certainly are house broken, they've been here only five minutes and already they've broken the house.
Carol: Thank you very much for dinner, Peter. I enjoyed watching it.
Lukas Hart III: Excuse me, I have to go pray.
Buddy Young, Jr.: I didn't take your life, Stan. I gave you one.
Stan: Yeah, but you coulda been nicer.
Dick Nelson: That's my wife you got there! That's my planet you're blowing up! And that's... that's just some guy I met, but still, I think this thing has gone just a little too far.
Paul Matthews: You look familiar.
Prince Geoffrey: Yeah, I'm the Prince of England.
Jake Wyer: I got a plan. Full frontal assault.
Sam French: A full-frontal assault. That's your plan?
Jake Wyer: It's got the element of surprise.
Sam French: Suicide is always surprising.
Pathologist: Some nights there's so much farting and belching in here, it's like being in a ballpark.