Paul Matthews: You look familiar.
Prince Geoffrey: Yeah, I'm the Prince of England.
Paul Matthews: Except for the fact she had kind of a boyfriend, Diane was exactly my type.
Diane Farrow: You know, all my life, I've felt ugly, and now I have the worlds most desireable man telling me that I am beautiful. I have the Prince of England at home pining for me. I mean, Paul, this is like a dream come true. I could be a princess.
Paul Matthews: Well, I'd like to tell you that 5 minutes after I kissed Diane she came running out into my arms and that we fell in love forever, but that's not what happened.
Paul Matthews: It took six minutes.
Prince Geoffrey: You're not speaking. You notice Diane isn't speaking?
Diane Farrow: Was there a second date that I'm not aware of?
