Peter's Friends

Peter's Friends (1992)

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Sarah: I'm disappointed in you. You used to be so romantic.
Andrew: Yeah, well now I'm rheumatic.

Peter: And you know, when you think about it, that's exactly what happens to us when we're born. We're dropped down a random chimney and we have to get on with the strangers we find there. Typical Chesterton there to describe a chimney as a kind of uterus.

Carol: Do you have any Equal?
Peter: I'm sorry, I'm famous for having no equal.

Sarah: It could have been worse.
Andrew: Yes, Sarah. It could have been worse. They could have attached electrodes to our genitals.

Peter: It's not going exactly as I planned.

Maggie: Your overreaction, though understandable, is an overreaction.

Sarah: You'll probably be stuck with that Joan Collins impersonator for the rest of your life.
Andrew: You're talking about the woman I almost love.
Sarah: God, I've never seen anyone wear more makeup! How does she take it off? With a chisel?

Peter: Oh, how can I put this delicately? It's just that I'm not really in the vagina business.

Carol: You know what I hate the most about being a public figure?
Andrew: What?
Carol: The public.

Carol: Thank you very much for dinner, Peter. I enjoyed watching it.

Andrew: I think adults are just children who owe money.

Andrew: It's shit with a capital "sh."

Peter: I believe I am what is commonly termed bisexual, which is by the by because actually I no longer sleep with men or women. But if I did, I promise you, you'd be right up there on my wish list, together with Michelle Pfeiffer and... River Phoenix.

Peter: I can think of no finer, fluffier, shinier people to see in the new year with than with your good selves.

Andrew: It's New Year's fucking Eve! Even the pope has a drink on New Year's Eve.
Sarah: The pope doesn't get unpleasant.
Andrew: Am I unpleasant anyone?

Roger: Ben, please. Play with the tractor that cost Daddy £40, not the box it came in.

Andrew: I will not have my ex-wife... future ex-wife talked about like that.

Continuity mistake: At the beginning of the film, Mary and Roger's nanny Brenda refers to Mary as "Mrs. Anderson", but according to the credits, Mary and Roger's last name is Charleston.

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