Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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Lothos: You and I are one.
Buffy: One what? Cute couple? I don't think so.

Zeph: Where the hell are going?
Pike: I'm leaving man, I'm bailing town. This place has gotten way too hairy.
Zeph: Where the hell I'm I gonna find a mechanic stupid enough to work for my kind of money?
Pike: Seen Benny lately?
Zeph: No. Hey! What, you want me to give him a message?
Pike: You should think about leaving too, man. Sell this place. There's something going on around here. I don't know, something really weird.
Zeph: Hey, what do you want me to do if I see Benny?
Pike: Run.

Buffy: I can't believe I'm doing this. I can't believe I'm in a graveyard with a strange man hunting for vampires on a school night.

Nicole: Buff, I don't see why we have to invite every single senior.
Buffy: Because it's the senior dance. It's just a shot in the dark.

Buffy: I have something that the other girls didn't have.
Merrick: And what might that be, pray?
Buffy: My keen fashion sense.
Merrick: Oh, vampires of the world beware.

Buffy: You left me a message?
Jeffrey: You weren't home! Like always.
Buffy: You broke up with my machine?

Buffy: Merrick, you made a Joke. Are you okay? Do You want to lie down? I know it hurts the first time.

Pike: Buffy, you're the guy. You are the chosen guy.
Buffy: Right. I'm the chosen one. And I choose to be shopping.

Benny: Her yabos scoff at gravity.

Amilyn: Will you be wagging that jaw of yours while I'm biting it off?
Pike: Are you addressing I?

Buffy: Pike isn't a name, it's a fish.

Buffy: Does Elvis talk to you? Does he tell you to do things? Do you see spots?

Merrick: And you're going to be able to use that to track them.
Buffy: Great. My secret weapon is PMS. That's just terrific. Thanks for telling me.
Merrick: It's not a weapon. It's an alert system.
Buffy: Well, aren't we kung fu? I don't see you out there killing any vampires.
Merrick: I play my part.
Buffy: You can play with your part all you want, but it's my neck on the block.

Buffy: Great. My secret weapon is PMS. That's just terrific. Thanks for telling me.

Merrick: I would have been a wonderful bootmaker.

Buffy: Does the word "duh" mean anything to you?

Andy: They had this look in their eyes, totally cold, animal. I think they were young Republicans.

Pike: Look! Air.

Nicole: You got a C-plus? I can't believe I cheated off you.
Buffy: Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador, like I'm ever going to Spain anyway.

Gary: I have detention slips here and I'm not afraid to use them.

Continuity mistake: When Buffy is out shopping for her dress and Pike is on his bike beside her, they stop to talk and have an argument. Buffy walks off and Pike turns his bike around to drive off, but as he does this, his bike suddenly moves a few feet away from the wall he was right next to in the previous shot. (01:01:05)

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Trivia: In chapter 18 of the DVD when Buffy is cheering at the basketball game and Grueller (now a vampire) shows up we see him growling at a player from the other team. The player then tells him "Here, take it" and hands him the ball. The player from the other team (in the red) is Ben Affleck, pre-stardom.

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