Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)

Buffy: I can't believe I'm doing this. I can't believe I'm in a graveyard with a strange man hunting for vampires on a school night.

Buffy: Are you okay?
Pike: I can't move my legs.
Buffy: Why?
Pike: 'Cause you're sittin' on them.

News anchor: The apparent cause of death was severe neck wounds that resembled, in the words of one bystander, a really gross hickey.

Buffy: Pike isn't a name, it's a fish.

Merrick: I would have been a wonderful bootmaker.

Buffy: Does Elvis talk to you? Does he tell you to do things? Do you see spots?

Benny: Her yabos scoff at gravity.

Buffy: You left me a message?
Jeffrey: You weren't home! Like always.
Buffy: You broke up with my machine?

Buffy: Excuse much! Rude or anything?

Nicole: You got a C-plus? I can't believe I cheated off you.
Buffy: Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador, like I'm ever going to Spain anyway.

Andy: They had this look in their eyes, totally cold, animal. I think they were young Republicans.

Buffy: Great. My secret weapon is PMS. That's just terrific. Thanks for telling me.

Lothos: You and I are one.
Buffy: One what? Cute couple? I don't think so.

Pike: Buffy, you're the guy. You are the chosen guy.
Buffy: Right. I'm the chosen one. And I choose to be shopping.

Buffy: I have something that the other girls didn't have.
Merrick: And what might that be, pray?
Buffy: My keen fashion sense.
Merrick: Oh, vampires of the world beware.

Zeph: Where the hell are going?
Pike: I'm leaving man, I'm bailing town. This place has gotten way too hairy.
Zeph: Where the hell I'm I gonna find a mechanic stupid enough to work for my kind of money?
Pike: Seen Benny lately?
Zeph: No. Hey! What, you want me to give him a message?
Pike: You should think about leaving too, man. Sell this place. There's something going on around here. I don't know, something really weird.
Zeph: Hey, what do you want me to do if I see Benny?
Pike: Run.

Gary: I have detention slips here and I'm not afraid to use them.

Pike: Look! Air.

Buffy: Does the word "duh" mean anything to you?

Merrick: And you're going to be able to use that to track them.
Buffy: Great. My secret weapon is PMS. That's just terrific. Thanks for telling me.
Merrick: It's not a weapon. It's an alert system.
Buffy: Well, aren't we kung fu? I don't see you out there killing any vampires.
Merrick: I play my part.
Buffy: You can play with your part all you want, but it's my neck on the block.