Best movie quotes of all time

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The World's End picture

Gary King: Why don't you just get back in your rocket, and fuck off back to Legoland, you cunts!

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How to Train Your Dragon picture

Stoick: When we crack this mountain, all hell is going to break loose.
Gobber: In my undies. Good thing I brought extras.

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A Christmas Carol picture

Ebenezer Scrooge: What do you want with me?
Jacob Marley: You will be haunted by three spirits.
Ebenezer Scrooge: I'd rather not.

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Mamma Mia! picture

Donna: I grew up.
Tanya: Well, grow back down then!

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Paul picture

Agent Zoil: Motherfucking, titty-sucking two-balled bitch!

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The Big Lebowski picture

Goon: What the fuck is this?
[Picks up a bowling ball hesitatingly.]
The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.

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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King picture

Gimli: Certainty of death; small chance of success...what are we waiting for?

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The Wolf of Wall Street picture

Jordan Belfort: I fucked her brains out... For eleven seconds.

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Interstellar picture

Cooper: Humour 75%.
TARS: 75%. Self destruct sequence in T minus 10, 9, 8...
Cooper: Let's make it 65%.
TARS: Knock, knock.

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Star Wars picture

Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing.

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Hondo picture

Hondo Lane: You baked today. Smell fresh bread on you. And top of that you smell all over like a woman, rich and warm and soft. I could find you in the dark Mrs. Lowe.

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The Karate Kid picture

Mr. Han: You've already proven everything you needed to prove. Why do you still want to fight?
Dre Parker: Because I'm still scared. No matter what happens, tonight, after I leave, I don't want to be scared anymore.

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets picture

Uncle Vernon: And Dudley, you will be?
Dudley Dursley: I'll be waiting to open the door.
Uncle Vernon: Excellent. And you?
Harry: I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist.

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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World picture

Scott Pilgrim: When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.

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Incredibles 2 picture

Bob Parr: Why would they change math?

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The Running Man picture

Dynamo: Thought it was pretty funny out there in the zone. What's the matter now, bitch? Why aren't you laughing?
Amber: Because there's nothing funny about a dickless moron with a battery up his ass.

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As Good As It Gets picture

Secretary: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

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Fast & Furious picture

Dominic Toretto: It starts with the eyes. She's gotta have those kind of eyes that can look right through the bullshit, to the good in someone. 20% angel,80% devil. Down to earth. Ain't afraid to get a little engine grease under her fingernails.
Gisele Harabo: That doesn't sound anything like me.
Dominic Toretto: It ain't.

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McLintock! picture

Running Buffalo: Swell party, where's the whisky?

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Dark Shadows picture

Barnabas Collins: What is your age?
Carolyn Stoddard: Fifteen.
Barnabas Collins: Fifteen, and no husband? You must put those child-bearing hips to good use, lest your womb shrivel up and die.

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