Family Guy

Family Guy (1999)

7 quotes from season 1

A Hero Sits Next Door - S1-E5

[Peter learns Joe is in a wheelchair.]
Peter: Holy crip, he's a crapple.

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A Hero Sits Next Door - S1-E5

The Grinch: You thought you have won. You thought all is well. But kiss my green ass, I shall see you in hell.

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Death Has a Shadow - S1-E1

Peter: Y'know I feel kinda bad you guys, I promised my wife I wouldn't drink tonight.
Quagmire: Aw, Don't feel bad, Peter.
Peter: Huh. Gee, I never thought of it like that.

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I Never Met the Dead Man - S1-E2

[Stewie plays with his Sesame Street phone.]
Ernie's voice: Do you know what sound a cow makes?
Stewie: Don't toy with me Ernie! I've already dispatched with Mr.Hooper, I've got six armed men stationed outside Big Bird's nest and as for Linda, well it's rather difficult for a deaf woman to hear an assassin aproach, now isn't it?

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Brian: Portrait of a Dog - S1-E7

Lois: I'm a little worried about Stewie.
Peter: Lois, can we stop talking about curtains for just a second?

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Death Has a Shadow - S1-E1

Brian: Hey, Peter, it's seven o'clock and you've still got your pants on. What's the occasion?

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Chitty Chitty Death Bang - S1-E3

Peter: Hey, Lois, look. The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant, and a big, fat white guy who's threatened by change.

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