Family Guy

Family Guy (1999)

5 quotes from season 3

When You Wish Upon a Weinstein - S3-E22

Peter Griffin: You better watch who you're calling a child Lois. Because if I'm a child then you know what that makes you? A paedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert.

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A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas - S3-E16

Peter: Lois, can't we just tell them your mother died?
Lois: Peter, I would never lie about something like that.
Peter: All right, I'll kill your mother.

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Lethal Weapons - S3-E7

Tom Tucker: I think I speak for all of us when I say that New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

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The Kiss Seen Around the World - S3-E8

Tom Tucker: Children washing cars, is there anything more arousing?

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Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother? - S3-E14

Officer: Hey, I recognize you. You're that black guy I saw on TV.
Peter Griffin: Yeah, that's me.
Officer: [Into radio.] We have a stolen vehicle.
Peter Griffin: This is my...
Officer: [Into radio.] Subject getting beligerant.
Peter Griffin: I'm not...
Officer: [Into radio.] Officer down.

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