Best TV quotes of 1999

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Lois: Hello?
Peter: I can't take the trash out today, I'm working late at the office.
Lois: The caller ID says you're calling from the kitchen. In fact I can see you.
Peter: [Edging sideways.] OK, can you see me now?
Lois: No.
Peter: Now I am at the office.

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Dying For Pie / Imitation Krabs - S2-E6

Mr. Krabs: What's the most important rule here?
Spongebob: No free napkins?
Mr. Krabs: No, the other most important rule!
Spongebob: Only discuss the secret formula with Mr Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: As long as you do that, the formula is safe.
Squidward: I thought the most important rule was why do today what you can put off for tomorrow?
Mr. Krabs: But what's today, but yesterday's tomorrow?
Squidward: What?

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Lrr: I am Lrr. Ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8.

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Waiting In The Wings - S3-E13

Cordelia: You want I should distract him? Make with the nice-nice while you slip by?
Angel: Don't be stupid. I'm that guy and the most beautiful woman I've ever seen is making eyes at me? It's either a bachelor party or a scam.
Cordelia: What did you just call me?
Angel: I'm sorry. You're not stupid.
Cordelia: No, after that.

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Self-Inflicted Wounds (2): Wait for the Wheel - S3-E4

John: I'm tellin' you Aeryn, it was from Earth. A television transmission.
Aeryn: What? You mean, like that Yoda from Dagobah?
John: No, no, no, no, no! Three Stooges, wub-wub-wub-wub-wub.

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Born Psychopath - S14-E19

Dr. Huang: I'm conflicted about labeling a ten year old a psychopath. But...
Don Cragen: "But"?
Dr. Huang: I've had a chill like that two times in my life. With death row serial killers.

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Ralphie Cifaretto: I hate to do it, Artie. But I think I'm gonna pass.
Artie Bucco: Why not?
Ralphie Cifaretto: 'Cause if you don't pay me back, I ain't gonna be able to hurt ya.

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Radcliffe Denton: I once saw daddy beat a man until both he and the man were crying.

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Takato Matsuki: Mom, Dad, why are girls so crazy?
Yoshie Matsuki: They're not. Their husbands make them that way.

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Sydney Fox: I'm talking about something much more serious than a curse! I'm talking about a crazy woman in a bustier.

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R. Dorothy Wayneright: Aren't you cold?
Roger Smith: Oh, hello, Dorothy. Are you now worried about my health?
R. Dorothy Wayneright: Not really.

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Bosco: Have you forgotten where you've come from? You have, haven't you?
Yokas: You're dangerous out there, Bosco.
Bosco: No, it was an accidental shooting.
Yokas: My old partner would've never missed that shot.
Bosco: My old partner would've never questioned me.

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Talking Fish: There's no such thing as perfect, you're beautiful as you are, Courage. With all of your imperfections, you can do anything you want to do.

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Shell Dockley: You wanna be scared of me, Atkins?
Yvonne Atkins: I don't do scared.

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Michael: Whoever sent us down here was smart, you know? Because they sent us together, and as long as we stick together, we're gonna make it.

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Jessica Bennett: You can't give up on Charity, Miguel. Would Leonardo give up on Kate? Would Ross give up on Rachel? Would Bo give up on Hope?

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Linda La Hughes: There aint no such thing as bisexuality, it's just greediness.

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Interior Decorator: Usually I'm so perceptive of people. Come on... what's changed?
Maxine: Two weeks ago my fiancée died of a heart attack 48 hours before we were to be wed. Also, I've cut my hair.

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Merton: From an old legend, and the third season of Buffy.

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