Futurama
Movie Quote Quiz

My Problem With Popplers (a.k.a. The Problem With Popplers) - S2-E18

Fry/Bender: Pop a Poppler in your mouth, When you come to Fishy Joe's, What they're made of is a mystery, Where they come from, no one knows. You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, You can chew 'em, you can stick 'em, And if you promise not to sue us, You can shove one up your nose.

Lrr: I am Lrr. Ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8.

Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!

Hell is Other Robots - S1-E9

Leela: Bender, why are you spending so much time in the bathroom? Are you jacking on in there?
Bender: No! Don't come in.

I Dated a Robot - S3-E15

Lucy Liu-bot: I will never forget you, Philip J. Fry. Memory deleted.

Spanish Fry - S5-E12

Lrr: Mmmm. This jerked chicken is good. I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked.
Bender: It's used to it. Woooooooo!

Bender Gets Made (a.k.a. Bendfellas) - S2-E17

Clamps: You trying to steal from the Don?
Bender: I'm trying. But he ain't making it easy.

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Zapp Brannigan: If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

War is the H-Word - S3-E2

Soldier: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
Fry: And then the battle's not so bad?
Soldier: Oh, right. I forgot about the battle.

Space Pilot 3000 - S1-E1

Fry: Wow, a real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!
Fry: It doesn't look so shiny to me.
Bender: Shinier than yours, meatbag!

Anthology of Interest I - S2-E20

Leela: Are you blackmailing me?
Bender: I prefer to use the word extortion. The 'x' makes it sound cool.

I Second That Emotion - S2-E5

Leela: Aw. Poor Nibbler, chipped a fang. [Kisses Nibblers cheek.]
Bender: Hey! I got a busted ass here. I don't see anyone kissing it.
Dr. Zoidberg: Alright, I'm coming.

Fry: That's the saltiest thing I ever tasted, and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt.

Episode Two: The Series Has Landed - S1-E2

Leela: Fry, we have a crate to deliver.
Bender: Well let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.
Fry: Too much work. Let's we burn it and *say* we dumped it in the sewer.

My Three Suns - S1-E7

Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

30% Iron Chef - S4-E11

Bender: You honor me, Chairman Koji.
Iron Cook Chairman: Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

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Lethal Inspection - S6-E6

[Bender and Hermes jump into a moving boxcar in order to avoid some Killbots, who catch up to them by forming a railroad cart.]
Bender: Ah, shoot.
Killbot #1: Someone said shoot! [The Killbots on the outside edges of the makeshift railroad cart shoot and destroy the Killbot in the middle. Bender and Hermes scale the top of the train and are approaching a tunnel.]
Bender: Well, we're boned.
Hermes: No, we're not. We just got to limbo.
Bender: But I'm not designed to bend that low. Not without limbo music. [The Killbots begin firing at Bender, and the ricocheting bullets sound like a steel drum.] That'll do it. [Bender and Hermes escape].
Killbot #2: We're gonna get fired.
Killbot #1: Someone said fire! [Shoots and destroys the other Killbot].
[Later in the episode, several Killbots have cornered Bender and Hermes, but Hermes hacks into their programming and sends them a cease fire]
Killbot #3: Cease fire. Mom called off the attack. Although I don't see how it's her.
Killbot #1: Someone said howitzer! [The Killbots shoot and destroy each other].

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Raging Bender - S2-E12

Rich Little: The Vegas odds tonight stand at an unprecedented 1,000 to 0. A bet of $0 on Bender pays $1,000 if he wins. Still, very few takers.

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Hell is Other Robots - S1-E9

[At the Beastie Boys concert.]
Leela: Impressive. They're busting mad rhymes with an 80% success rate.
Bender: I believe that qualifies as ill. At least from a technical standpoint.

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Anthology of Interest 2 - S4-E3

Fry: All right. It's Saturday night. I have no date, a half-litre bottle of Shesta, and my all rush mix tape. Let's rock.

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