Futurama

Futurama (1999)

9 quotes from season 2

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Bender Gets Made (a.k.a. Bendfellas) - S2-E17

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Clamps: You trying to steal from the Don?
Bender: I'm trying. But he ain't making it easy.

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My Problem With Popplers (a.k.a. The Problem With Popplers) - S2-E18

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Professor Farnsworth: Hey, unless this is a nude love-in, get off my property.
Hippie Protester: You can't own property, man.
Professor Farnsworth: I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie.

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My Problem With Popplers (a.k.a. The Problem With Popplers) - S2-E18

Fry/Bender: Pop a Poppler in your mouth, When you come to Fishy Joe's, What they're made of is a mystery, Where they come from, no one knows. You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, You can chew 'em, you can stick 'em, And if you promise not to sue us, You can shove one up your nose.

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Anthology of Interest I - S2-E20

Leela: Are you blackmailing me?
Bender: I prefer to use the word extortion. The 'x' makes it sound cool.

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I Second That Emotion - S2-E5

Leela: Aw. Poor Nibbler, chipped a fang. [Kisses Nibblers cheek.]
Bender: Hey! I got a busted ass here. I don't see anyone kissing it.
Dr. Zoidberg: Alright, I'm coming.

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Raging Bender - S2-E12

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Rich Little: The Vegas odds tonight stand at an unprecedented 1,000 to 0. A bet of $0 on Bender pays $1,000 if he wins. Still, very few takers.

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Brannigan Begin Again - S2-E6

Zapp: It was almost the perfect crime, but you forgot one thing! Rock crushes scissors! But paper covers rock, and scissors cut paper! Kif, we have a connundrum. Search them for paper. And, er, bring me a rock.

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Put Your Head on My Shoulder - S2-E10

Fry: I'm not a one-woman man.
Leela: I'm sure you'll be back to zero soon enough.

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Mars University - S2-E2

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Oh, I always feared he would run off like this. Why? WHY? WHY didn't I break his legs?

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