Futurama

Futurama (1999)

5 quotes from season 1

Hell is Other Robots - S1-E9

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Leela: Bender, why are you spending so much time in the bathroom? Are you jacking on in there?
Bender: No! Don't come in.

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Space Pilot 3000 - S1-E1

Fry: Wow, a real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!
Fry: It doesn't look so shiny to me.
Bender: Shinier than yours, meatbag!

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Episode Two: The Series Has Landed - S1-E2

Leela: Fry, we have a crate to deliver.
Bender: Well let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.
Fry: Too much work. Let's we burn it and *say* we dumped it in the sewer.

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My Three Suns - S1-E7

Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

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I, Roommate - S1-E3

Bender: Fry, of all the friends I've had... You're the first.

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