Futurama (1999)

Anthology of Interest 2 - S4-E3

Fry: All right. It's Saturday night. I have no date, a half-litre bottle of Shesta, and my all rush mix tape. Let's rock.

Leela: You're just jealous.
Fry: No I'm not. Oh wait - yes I am. But my point remains valid.

Bender: What do you mean "we", flesh-tube?

Brannigan Begin Again - S2-E6

Zapp: It was almost the perfect crime, but you forgot one thing! Rock crushes scissors! But paper covers rock, and scissors cut paper! Kif, we have a connundrum. Search them for paper. And, er, bring me a rock.

Fry: You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless! You gotta hope even more, and cover your ears and go blah blah blah blah blah blah!

Put Your Head on My Shoulder - S2-E10

Fry: I'm not a one-woman man.
Leela: I'm sure you'll be back to zero soon enough.

Crimes of the Hot - S5-E1

Fry: Bender, this world just isn't good enough for you.
Bender: Not even close.

Spanish Fry - S5-E12

Fry: Look. Normally I'm the first guy to toot his own lower horn.
Bender: I'll say. Whooooo!
Fry: But in this case, I just don't think it's going to work.
Bender: That's what she said. Whooooo!

Zapp Brannigan: Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love - hard and fast.

Mars University - S2-E2

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Oh, I always feared he would run off like this. Why? WHY? WHY didn't I break his legs?

Leela: Oh, God, not Zapp Brannigan.
Dr. Zoidberg: You know Zapp Brannigan?
Leela: Let's just say we've crossed paths.
Bender: Was that before or after you slept with him?

I, Roommate - S1-E3

Bender: Fry, of all the friends I've had... You're the first.

My Problem With Popplers (a.k.a. The Problem With Popplers) - S2-E18

Professor Farnsworth: Hey, unless this is a nude love-in, get off my property.
Hippie Protester: You can't own property, man.
Professor Farnsworth: I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie.

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