Farscape

Farscape (1999)

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Self-Inflicted Wounds (2): Wait for the Wheel - S3-E4

John: I'm tellin' you Aeryn, it was from Earth. A television transmission.
Aeryn: What? You mean, like that Yoda from Dagobah?
John: No, no, no, no, no! Three Stooges, wub-wub-wub-wub-wub.

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I, E.T. - S1-E7

John: It's kinda like Louisiana. Or Dagobah. Dagobah...where Yoda lives.
Aeryn: Who's Yoda?
John: Just a little green guy...trains warriors.

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Liars, Guns and Money (1): A Not So Simple Plan - S2-E19

Aeryn: Well so far we're right on schedule.
John: Let's hope Rygel is. All he's got to do is switch containers. He gets it right, I got one big kiss for him.
Aeryn: What are you doing?
John: Doing what guys do best - I'm looking for Baywatch.

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Premiere - S1-E1

John: Boy was Spielberg ever wrong. 'Close Encounters' my ass.

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They've Got a Secret - S1-E10

Aeryn: You know I'm going to track down this cute droid and rip off both its antennae.
John: Happy place Aeryn. Go to your happy place.

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Throne for a Loss - S1-E4

John: Where's the you-know-what?
Rygel: I knew you wouldn't come back just for me!
John: What'd you do with it?
Rygel: It's safe and sound.
John: Did you swallow it?
Rygel: Swallow it? Yes. Yes. Which means you're going to have to take me back as I am or disembowel me here.
John: Don't you tempt me, Fluffy.

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Throne for a Loss - S1-E4

Aeryn: Crichton should be back by now.
D'Argo: Well he's probably at the wrong end of some Tavlek weapon somewhere.
Aeryn: Imagine...somewhere out there there's a whole world full of Crichtons. How useless that must be.

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Throne for a Loss - S1-E4

Zhaan: Where's Rygel?
John: Our Supreme Eminence has been bagged. Pilot! Get a tractor beam on that shuttle!
Pilot: Tractor beam? What's that?
John: Graviton field. Attracto ray. Superglue. Whatever it is that you yanked me aboard with.
Pilot: You mean the docking web?

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Throne for a Loss - S1-E4

John: Fine. Yes. You're right. We know almost nothing about the Tavloids.
Aeryn: Tavleks.
John: Whatever. Tavloid...Tav...We do know they will pay us to haul cargo which they're not going to do if you go in there doing your...John Wayne impression.
Aeryn: John Wayne? Who's that? A relative?
John: John Wayne? No. The big guy. "True Grit," "The Searchers," "The Cowboys," "Genghis Khan." Uh no, look, forget about Genghis Khan - everybody makes a bad movie. But the point is...
Aeryn: Look. No. The point is that I'm not going to meet that shuttle unarmed. Simple as that.
John: Kung Fu! Kung Fu never carried a gun.

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Crichton Kicks (2) - S4-E1

Elack's Pilot: No dream is guaranteed, Commander. The grace of age is...we learn to accept.

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Liars, Guns and Money (1): A Not So Simple Plan - S2-E19

Akkor: What is your business?
John: This is a depository, right? We have something to deposit.
Akkor: What makes you think we'd be interested?
John: You ever hear of KFC?
Akkor: KFC?
John: It is, to my knowledge, unique in the universe, and unique...is always valuable. Now we have managed to procure all 11 secret ingredients. What we need to do now is discuss the terms of.

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Self-Inflicted Wounds (1): Could'a, Would'a, Should'a - S3-E3

Neeyala: We were regaining dimensionality when our ships collided. They must have been subjected to a massive burst of photonic distortion. Once the phaztillion generator is repaired, we'll dose ourselves and hope your living ship doesn't interfere with non-thermal dimensional forces.
Aeryn: Do you understand any of those words?
John: Yeah, I watched all kinds of Star Trek. It's just the order that they're in.

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Family Ties - S1-E22

John: Hey, D'Argo. How come I'm not afraid?
D'Argo: Fear accompanies the possibility of death. Calm shepherds its certainty.
John: I love hanging with you, man. My Dad's good luck charm.
D'Argo: Does it work?
John: I'm alive. So far. Kirk and Spock. Abbott and Costello. First base.

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Through the Looking Glass - S1-E17

Chiana: Are you sure about this?
John: Just go up.
Chiana: What if the creature's waiting?
John: Then piss it off.
Chiana: How?
John: Pretend it's me.

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Jeremiah Crichton - S1-E14

D'Argo: You thought you would stay here the rest of your life.
John: I haven't stopped thinking that. Look around, D'Argo. There's a lot worse places. Since I left my home, I've been hunted, beaten, locked up, shanghaied, shot at... I've had alien creatures in my face, up my nose, inside my brain, down my pants. This is the first time, the first place, where I've felt peace.

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Till the Blood Runs Clear - S1-E11

Rorf: We are Vorcarian Bloodtrackers. The best.
John: Second best. I'm Butch. This is Sundance. We're the Hole in the Sky gang.

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Thank God It's Friday... Again - S1-E6

D'Argo: Perhaps I'm never destined to be happy.
Zhaan: But you were. For five glorious days.
D'Argo: But it wasn't real.
Zhaan: There are no guarantees D'Argo. We take each breath as if it is our last. And hope that the air is sweet.

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After Rygel's transport pod returns to Moya, as the docking bay door slides open, in the shot facing everyone while they have their weapons drawn we can see the bare floor. However, when Aeryn checks Crais for hidden weapons and then as D'Argo approaches him, there's a blue crash mat on the floor. Then it vanishes again.

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In at least series one, the ships "throttle" control for the non-pilot crew is a painted Logitech Trackball.

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