Self-Inflicted Wounds (2): Wait for the Wheel - S3-E4
Jool: Then why did I survive?
John: I don't know. You're not sick. Maybe they shanghaied you for body parts. You're the freebie.
Jool: Everything I have seen so far is despicable!
John: Welcome! To the Federation Starship SS Buttcrack.
Losing Time - S3-E9
John: [To Pike DRD] We're gonna have a little chat. Moya must know that there's something seriously wrong with Pilot. We gotta get that thing out of him. Does she have any idea how we can do that?
Pike DRD: Beep, beep, beep...
John: You understand any of this?
Chiana: No.
John: Alright, we don't understand the R2D2 crap. We're going to use the Star Trek system. One blink for yes, two blinks for no. You understand?
Pike DRD: [Blinks once].
Self-Inflicted Wounds (1): Could'a, Would'a, Should'a - S3-E3
Neeyala: We were regaining dimensionality when our ships collided. They must have been subjected to a massive burst of photonic distortion. Once the phaztillion generator is repaired, we'll dose ourselves and hope your living ship doesn't interfere with non-thermal dimensional forces.
Aeryn: Do you understand any of those words?
John: Yeah, I watched all kinds of Star Trek. It's just the order that they're in.
Chosen answer: It's never explained. John mentions a theory that his less technologically developed craft simply interferes with the wormhole less than the "superior" Vipers, but they never make a concrete determination on that point. But we also have to take into account the fact that Moya traverses wormholes with no ill effect as well.
Garlonuss ★