Farscape

Farscape (1999)

14 quotes from season 1

(1 vote)

Movie Quote Quiz

I, E.T. - S1-E7

John: It's kinda like Louisiana. Or Dagobah. Dagobah...where Yoda lives.
Aeryn: Who's Yoda?
John: Just a little green guy...trains warriors.

Super Grover Premium member

Premiere - S1-E1

John: You fart helium?
Rygel: Sometimes, when I'm nervous. Or angry.

Super Grover Premium member

That Old Black Magic - S1-E8

[Rygel stealing John's boots.]
John: Rygel! What the hell are you...where am I?
Rygel: [Lying] You...you died down on the planet.
D'Argo and...and Aeryn brought your corpse up here and I...I revived you. Oh...yes. The others, yeah, they wanted to set your body adrift, uh...but I insisted I could save your life. And I did!
John: [Laughing] Of course you did. It's not Kansas. And you're way too homely to be Auntie Em. Come here, Toto. [Gives Rygel a big kiss].

Super Grover Premium member

Premiere - S1-E1

John: Boy was Spielberg ever wrong. 'Close Encounters' my ass.

Super Grover Premium member

They've Got a Secret - S1-E10

Aeryn: You know I'm going to track down this cute droid and rip off both its antennae.
John: Happy place Aeryn. Go to your happy place.

Super Grover Premium member

Throne for a Loss - S1-E4

John: Where's the you-know-what?
Rygel: I knew you wouldn't come back just for me!
John: What'd you do with it?
Rygel: It's safe and sound.
John: Did you swallow it?
Rygel: Swallow it? Yes. Yes. Which means you're going to have to take me back as I am or disembowel me here.
John: Don't you tempt me, Fluffy.

Super Grover Premium member

Throne for a Loss - S1-E4

Aeryn: Crichton should be back by now.
D'Argo: Well he's probably at the wrong end of some Tavlek weapon somewhere.
Aeryn: Imagine...somewhere out there there's a whole world full of Crichtons. How useless that must be.

Super Grover Premium member

Throne for a Loss - S1-E4

Zhaan: Where's Rygel?
John: Our Supreme Eminence has been bagged. Pilot! Get a tractor beam on that shuttle!
Pilot: Tractor beam? What's that?
John: Graviton field. Attracto ray. Superglue. Whatever it is that you yanked me aboard with.
Pilot: You mean the docking web?

Super Grover Premium member

Throne for a Loss - S1-E4

John: Fine. Yes. You're right. We know almost nothing about the Tavloids.
Aeryn: Tavleks.
John: Whatever. Tavloid...Tav...We do know they will pay us to haul cargo which they're not going to do if you go in there doing your...John Wayne impression.
Aeryn: John Wayne? Who's that? A relative?
John: John Wayne? No. The big guy. "True Grit," "The Searchers," "The Cowboys," "Genghis Khan." Uh no, look, forget about Genghis Khan - everybody makes a bad movie. But the point is...
Aeryn: Look. No. The point is that I'm not going to meet that shuttle unarmed. Simple as that.
John: Kung Fu! Kung Fu never carried a gun.

Super Grover Premium member

Family Ties - S1-E22

John: Hey, D'Argo. How come I'm not afraid?
D'Argo: Fear accompanies the possibility of death. Calm shepherds its certainty.
John: I love hanging with you, man. My Dad's good luck charm.
D'Argo: Does it work?
John: I'm alive. So far. Kirk and Spock. Abbott and Costello. First base.

Super Grover Premium member

Through the Looking Glass - S1-E17

Chiana: Are you sure about this?
John: Just go up.
Chiana: What if the creature's waiting?
John: Then piss it off.
Chiana: How?
John: Pretend it's me.

Super Grover Premium member

Jeremiah Crichton - S1-E14

D'Argo: You thought you would stay here the rest of your life.
John: I haven't stopped thinking that. Look around, D'Argo. There's a lot worse places. Since I left my home, I've been hunted, beaten, locked up, shanghaied, shot at... I've had alien creatures in my face, up my nose, inside my brain, down my pants. This is the first time, the first place, where I've felt peace.

Super Grover Premium member

Till the Blood Runs Clear - S1-E11

Rorf: We are Vorcarian Bloodtrackers. The best.
John: Second best. I'm Butch. This is Sundance. We're the Hole in the Sky gang.

Super Grover Premium member

Thank God It's Friday... Again - S1-E6

D'Argo: Perhaps I'm never destined to be happy.
Zhaan: But you were. For five glorious days.
D'Argo: But it wasn't real.
Zhaan: There are no guarantees D'Argo. We take each breath as if it is our last. And hope that the air is sweet.

Super Grover Premium member

Join the mailing list

Addresses are not passed on to any third party, and are used solely for direct communication from this site. You can unsubscribe at any time.