Angel
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Waiting In The Wings - S3-E13

Cordelia: You want I should distract him? Make with the nice-nice while you slip by?
Angel: Don't be stupid. I'm that guy and the most beautiful woman I've ever seen is making eyes at me? It's either a bachelor party or a scam.
Cordelia: What did you just call me?
Angel: I'm sorry. You're not stupid.
Cordelia: No, after that.

Eternity - S1-E17

Rebecca: I just wanted...
Angelus: To be like me? Hey, I can't blame you, I'm one happy fella. [Pins her to the wall.] Tell you what, I'll torture you for a few unbelievebly LONG hours, and you can tell me if this is the lifestyle for you.

In The Dark - S1-E3

[Watching from on top of a building as Angel talks to a woman he just saved, Spike guesses what is being said.]
Spike: [as Rachel.] How can I thank you, you mysterious black-clad hunk of a night thing?
[as Angel.] No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I'm just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth. [Rachel reaches for Angel's head.] No, not the hair. Never the hair.
[as Rachel.] But there must be some way I can show my appreciation?
[as Angel.] No, helping those in need's my job, and working up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough.
[as Rachel.] I understand. I have a nephew who is gay, so...
[as Angel.] Say no more. Evil's still afoot. And I'm almost out of that nancy-boy hair-gel I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away.

Lullaby - S3-E9

Daniel Holtz: You said you worked for the law.
Lilah: No, I didn't. I said I'm a lawyer. I don't care about the law.

Judgment - S2-E1

[Angel is refusing to sing at Caritas.]
Angel: There are three things I don't do: tan, date, and sing in public.

That Old Gang Of Mine - S3-E3

Gunn: I think I proved you can trust me when I could have killed you and I didn't.
Angel: No. You'll prove I can trust you when the day comes that you *have* to kill me. And you do.

Eternity - S1-E17

[A movie star wants Angel's help to protect her.]
Angel: I can't take your case.
Cordelia: [in the outer office.] ARE YOU INSANE?!

Sanctuary - S1-E19

Buffy: You hit me!
Angel: Well, not to go all schoolyard on you, but you hit me first.

City Of - S1-E1

Cordelia: I finally get invited to a nice place with no mirrors and lots of curtains. Hey, you're a vampire!
Russell Winters: What? No, I'm not.
Cordelia: Are too!
Russell Winters: I don't know what you're talking about.
Cordelia: I'm from Sunnydale. We had our own Hellmouth. I think I know a vampire when... I'm... Alone with him... In his fortress-like home.

First Impressions - S2-E3

[Angel's trying to get out of wearing a pink bike helmet.]
Angel: Well, it - it's, you know. The whole visibility issue, not to mention the hat head thing. You know, when you really think about it, how come I have to wear the ladies' helmet?
Wesley: Stop being such a wanker and put it on.

Shells - S5-E16

[Spike crashes to the floor and sits up looking furious.]
Spike: Right! We are gonna set some ground rules. Number one - don't hit me in the face. Number two - when I hit you in the face, you tell me how it feels, so I can write that on my clipboard. Number three [holds up the clipboard.] don't touch my clipboard.

Not Fade Away - S5-E22

Lindsey: If you want me on your team Angel, I'm on your team.
Angel: I want you, Lindsey.
[He pauses and they exchange a look.]
Angel: I'm thinking about rephrasing that.
Lindsey: Would you? I'd be more comfortable.

City Of - S1-E1

Angel: Doyle, I don't want to share my feelings, I don't want to open up. I want to find the guy that killed Tina, and I want to look him in the eye.
Doyle: Then what?
Angel: Then, I'm going to share my feelings.

Heartthrob - S3-E1

Wesley: It's sad. The only way some people can find a purpose in life is by becoming obsessed with demons. By the way, Gunn, technically that wasn't a Lurite, it was a Murite, a subspecies of the Lurite. The male sports a small telltale fin just behind the third shoulder.
Gunn: I'm so glad to know we're not the sad people obsessed with demons.

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Trivia: In the opening credits there is a shot of a girl standing alone on the corner of a street. This was taken from the Buffy episode "Anne", when Buffy was staying in Los Angeles.

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Epiphany - S2-E16

Question: If Angel didn't experience a "Moment of Perfect Happiness" from his night with Darla, why does he go through the same motions he went through from losing his soul before?

Answer: Due to his epiphany, Angel basically had the 'true darkness' he worked so hard to reattain ripped away from him, like his soul was after sleeping with Buffy.

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