Family Guy

Family Guy (1999)

7 quotes from season 2

If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin' - S2-E9

Peter: Don't worry. I read a book about this sort of thing.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't NOTHING?
Peter: Oh yeah.

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The Story on Page 1 - S2-E19

Peter Griffin: You know that whole Vietnam thing? Never happened.
Brian Griffin: Oh yeah, but don't mention it around the Veterans Hospital. Those guys are really committed to the lie.

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The Story on Page 1 - S2-E19

Peter Griffin: Gays don't vomit. They're a very clean people. And they have been ever since they came to this country from France.

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The Story on Page 1 - S2-E19

Brian Griffin: If I remember correctly, this is the Physics department.
Chris Griffin: That explains all the gravity.

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Wasted Talent - S2-E20

Lois: Peter, you're drunk again!
Peter: No, I'm just exhausted because I've been up all night drinking.

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Running Mates - S2-E10

Peter: Brian, I am just as non-competitive as anyone else. As a matter of fact I'm the most non-competitive, so I win.

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Holy Crap - S2-E2

Peter: My father's been working at the plant for 60 years. That's nearly 80 years.

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