Peter Griffin: You know that whole Vietnam thing? Never happened.
Brian Griffin: Oh yeah, but don't mention it around the Veterans Hospital. Those guys are really committed to the lie. (00:14:52)
Peter Griffin: Gays don't vomit. They're a very clean people. And they have been ever since they came to this country from France. (00:18:17)
Brian Griffin: If I remember correctly, this is the Physics department.
Chris Griffin: That explains all the gravity. (00:03:07)
Farmer: I don't trust you. You put your seed in my daughter's belly. You're fired!
Pilot: But Pa, you can't fire me!
Farmer: You're lucky you're my brother, too, or I'd kill you. (00:12:05)
Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater - S2-E1
Stewie: I say, mother, this hotdog has been on my plate for a full minute and it hasn't yet cut itself.
Lois: Honey, I'll be right there.
Stewie: Oh, by all means, take your time. Oh and when you do finally get around to it, I'll be the one covered in flies a belly that protrudes halfway to bloody Boston! (00:00:31)
Peter: Brian, I am just as non-competitive as anyone else. As a matter of fact I'm the most non-competitive, so I win.
Suggested correction: Quagmire considers the rest of them to be his best friends. He isn't drinking because they can't drink. He is complaining because since his friends can't drink - he won't drink, so he is still pissed.
It's still a plot hole considering Quagmire's age. I think the writers messed up big time.
You make a good point, but it's awkward to be that one person who is drinking while surrounded by people who can't. So, I understand the correction that was submitted above. Because his friends are not drinking, he now feels that he can't.
It's 100% a mistake. Quagmire simply would buy them alcohol the same way Brian did when they realized he could.
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