Ross Rhea: So Huntsie I was wondering. How long does it take you to get your hair like that?
Huntington: About four hours.
Ross Rhea: It's nice. Somebody thinks you look like Stevie Wonder on steroids, but I like it.
Huntington: Fuck you.
Ross Rhea: Ooh! Look at that face pussy that rookie gave you. Come on.
Ross Rhea: Kid, you got this thing. The stuff. The shit. The fuckin' grit, you got it, like me. But like me, that's all you fuckin' got. And like me, you're no good to anyone doing anything else. All I'm saying is don't go trying to be a hockey player. You'll get your fuckin' heart ripped out.
Ross Rhea: You have my respect. Whatever that means to you, you got it. But, know this shit hard. If ever there comes a time when it gets down to the marrow, and it's you and me. Kid, I will lay you the fuck out.
Spots: I've become the leader of a group of outcasts that depend on me for their survival, and I'm going to be a father. With deepest sadness and humility, I must ask you to relieve me of the duties of my position, effective immediately.
Chief: You son of a bitch! If we don't drown, I'm gonna strangle you myself. I don't care how many exploding teeth you try to spit out at me. Do you have any idea what that little pilot just went through to try to rescue you? How dare you?
Arlene: Teenage boys are physically attracted to naked women.
Robert: Our research doesn't support that, sir.
Robert Thorn: I never want to see or hear from you again.
Father Brennan: You'll see me in hell Mr. Thorn.
Father Brennan: We'll spend eternity together.
Orson Welles: Who are these men you're afraid of? Who are these tiny fucking men? They're accountants.
William Stryker: Your sentence was carried out by a firing squad at o eight hundred hours. How'd that go?
Logan: It tickled.
William Stryker: You boys tired of running? Tired of denying your true nature?
Victor Creed: What do you care?
William Stryker: Oh I care. I care because I know how special you are. How valuable. Look you can stay here locked up like freaks of nature or you can join me. I'm putting together a special team, with special privileges. Now tell me, how would you like to really serve your country?
Wade Wilson: You know, I love this weapon more than any other thing in the whole wide world you wanna know why?
Victor Creed: No.
Wade Wilson: It's memorable. Sure it's bulky, tough to get on a plane. You whip out a couple of swords at your ex-girlfriend's wedding, they will never, ever forget it.
Victor Creed: That's funny Wade, but I've think you confuse me with someone who gives a shit.
Wade Wilson: Right well it's probably not as intimidating as having a gun, or bone-claws or the fingernails of a bag-lady... Manicure?
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