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Mrs. Berenger: I'm going to hold up a series of images, and I want you to tell me what you see. Just say the first thing that comes into your mind.
Inspector Clouseau: A drunken Irishman. An Englishman with bad teeth. A San Francisco nancy boy. A Polish army officer driving a septic tank. [Laughing] Where did you get these cards?

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Ribbit and Rip It - S1-E8

Daredevil: I'm going to sneak into the side and take out the goons in the back. It'll take me 15 seconds to take out each one. So, you just wait here until I've gotten all 10.
Jen Walters: Uh, I'm not gonna sit here for a half an hour while you pick off goons one by one.
Daredevil: That's not how that math works out.

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The Law of Non-Contradiction - S3-E3

Officer Oscar Hunt: You don't use Facebook? You're kidding me. Everybody's on Facebook. It's Facebook.
Gloria Burgle: Could you stop saying Facebook?
Oscar: I got 352 friends. Most of 'em I don't even know. But...oh, and, and this one time, I met this chick, she was smoking hot. Then she turned out to be a Nigerian man...who wanted money.

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A Current Affair - S5-E7

President Jefferson Williams: I did not have homicidal relations with that woman, Maggie Beckett.

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Just Say Yes - S4-E7

Agent Lowell: That's Mallory all right. Busted twice for non-possession. Jumped bail a year ago and ran off to Mexico.
Damon: I heard he died of an under-dose.
Agent Lowell: Same here. I guess we were wrong, huh? It's a safe bet Mallory snuck back into the country to spread more of his anti-drug propaganda. A guy like that shouldn't be on the street.

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Superhuman Law - S1-E2

Morris Walters: Uh, Jen, that Hawkeye guy, what happens to those arrows of his? I mean, does he go around and collect them when he's done?

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Willie Jones: Every time I come into the kitchen, you in the kitchen...in the goddamn refrigerator, eating up all the food. All the chicken, all the pig feet, all the collard greens, all the hog maws. I wanna eat some of them chit'lins. I love pig feet. Now, when I went to bed last night, didn't I tell you to take out the trash?
Craig Jones: Yeah.
Willie: So why didn't you do it?
Craig: I fell asleep.
Willie: I wish you was sleeping right now. I'd knock you upside your head with a left hook, make your ass wake up and take out that damn trash!

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Smokey: I know you don't smoke weed. I know this. But I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do.

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Craig: Bye, Felicia.

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Marshall: [as Charlie] She gets back this weekend. If we don't resolve this, I'll have to go back and live with her again. This is the woman I couldn't live with as a husband. Now, I'm going to be her son. It's a Freudian nightmare.

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Kid on Bus: My dad said your son never went to space and it's just a conspiracy.
Julius Levinson: Oh yeah? Your father's a putz.

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Angry Woman: I can smell that liquor on your breath.
Hancock: I've been drinking, bitch.

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Larry Wilson: Rich, look at Lomax. My god. Look at her. Jesus, that guy. Beautiful apartment, house at the beach, babes, a boat, a car. You know how much it cost to park a car in Manhattan every month? More than my rent.
Richard Parker: Well, I mean, it's only fair. His car is a bit bigger than your apartment.
Larry: So my apartment is small. It's dark, it's hot, it's in a high crime area. Beats living at home with mom and dad.

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The Speech - S3-E4

April Shepherd: Could you be more specific? It's just, I'm trying to build a picture of your role in Reynholm Industries.
Douglas Reynholm: Well, I'm the boss. Head Honcho. El Numero Uno. Mr. Big. The Godfather. Lord of the Rings. The Bourne Identity. Uh, Taxi Driver. Jaws. I forgot the question quite a while back. Who are you again?

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Dan Patrick: In the Mud Dogs latest loss this past Saturday, the amazing 31-year old freshman set a new NCAA record by sacking the quarterback 16 times, shattering the old record of 7.

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Coach Klein: [Drinking Bobby's water] This is good. This is much better than what I serve.
Bobby Boucher: [Seeing the nasty water] That is the water that you serve to your players? It is imperative that you allow me to be your Waterboy.
Coach Klein: I can't hire you. I can't hire anybody. We're the poorest...
Bobby Boucher: You do not have to pay me. I will do it for free. Just promise me that you will never distribute the contents of that jug to any human person.

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Jack: Are you Funbucket?
Funbucket: Yeah, that's me.
Jack: You don't look like a Funbucket. I was picturing someone more fun or buckety.
Funbucket: You're not the crazy, hot masseuse, are you? I want you to tell me right up front, cause if you are, I'm not paying for dinner.

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Danger, Will Robinson - S1-E10

[Radio beeping in Morse code]
John Robinson: It's Morse code.
Don West: What's he spelling?
John: F.
Don: OK.
John: U.
Don: "FU"? That's his message? "FU"? This is how your kids talk?
John: E.
Don: OK, that changes everything.
John: L.
Don: Fuel! They have fuel.
John: Hey, they got fuel!
Don: Yeah! Yeah. So if we'd just waited a couple hours, we wouldn't be here. Great.

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Deadly Maneuvers - S1-E3

Michael Knight: KITT, they're still shooting at us!
KITT: Thank you, Michael, but I noticed that myself.

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Knight Rider [Pilot; a.k.a. Knight of the Phoenix] (1) - S1-E1

Michael Knight: [Being pulled over after falling asleep at the wheel] What's going on? What did I do?
KITT: Deny everything. If I may suggest, deafness is always a good approach to law enforcement officers.

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