Peter Parker: I'm sick of Mr. Stark treating me like a kid.
Ned Leeds: But you are a kid.
Peter Parker: Yeah. A kid who can stop a bus with his bare hands.
Loki: I have been falling for 30 minutes!
Selene: I have lived for a thousand years, and I may live a thousand more, or I may die tomorrow. But I no longer fear death, for I have known it once already.
Yoda: We are what they grow beyond.
Peter Quill: You're like Mary Poppins.
Yondu: Is he cool?
Peter Quill: [Pause.] Hell yeah, he's cool.
Yondu: I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!
Michael Bryce: This guy single-handedly ruined the word motherfucker.
Henry: I saw her ankles.
Captain Jack Sparrow: You would've seen a lot more if you kept your cakehole shut.
Gru's Mom: Shortly after you and your brother were born, your father and I divorced, and we each took one son. Obviously, I got second pick.
Carla: Since when did every woman in America need completely hairless vaginas on Christmas?
Barry Allen: I eat a lot of snacks. I'm like a black hole of snacks...I'm a snackhole.
Lucas Weller: Mom, why would they scare us like that?
Rachel Weller: Because it's easier to build fear than build a wall. (01:20:05)
David Percival: You can't un-fuck what's been fucked.
Diana Prince: You're a man...
Steve Trevor: Yeah... I mean... do I not look like one?
Professor Poopypants: Hiyah class, I'm your cool new teacher, not some scary guy with a secret evil agenda.
Commander Bolton: Well, we'll know in six hours' time.
Colonel Winnant: I thought the tides are every three.
Commander Bolton: Then it's a good that you're Army and I'm Navy, isn't it?
Edward Hyde: You are a younger man. But, you best learn to be wary of a man like me.
Moose Finbar: You do not want to know what's under those rhinos! I saw things I can never unsee, things that touched me.
Jolly the Pimp: Rules are rules and this is a place where we make love, not war.