Professor Poopypants: Hiyah class, I'm your cool new teacher, not some scary guy with a secret evil agenda.
Commander Bolton: Well, we'll know in six hours' time.
Colonel Winnant: I thought the tides are every three.
Commander Bolton: Then it's a good that you're Army and I'm Navy, isn't it?
Jolly the Pimp: Rules are rules and this is a place where we make love, not war.
Elton John: Now go save the world.
Harry Hart: If I save the world, will you get me two tickets to your next show?
Elton John: If you save the world, I'll get you a backstage pass, baby.
Caesar: I did not start this war. I offered you peace. I showed you mercy. But now you're here. To finish us off... for good.
The Major: You are not defined by your past, but for your actions.
Hank Marlow: Who's winning the war?
Captain James Conrad: Which one?
Hank Marlow: That makes sense, I guess.
King Arthur: Why have enemies when you can have friends?
Xander Cage: I live for this shit.
Baby: You and I are a team.
Doc: Don't feed me any more lines from 'Monsters, Inc.' It pisses me off.
Cory Lambert: You don't catch wolves looking where they might be, you look where they've been.
Barry Seal: The problem isn't the room. It's weight.
Ben Bass: Alex, can you look at me. You really hurt your leg. Your phone is smashed, my phone has no signal and we're pretty high up on the mountain. We need to get help.
Ray Dussette: Why would you build a self destruct on this space station?
Jake Lawson: In case this space station fell back to earth.
Kid Flash: Speed it up, will ya? You drive like my Granny.
Dick Grayson: We're moving with the flow of traffic.
Speedy: When do I get to drive?
Dick Grayson: My car. So, never.
Evie: True love's kiss. Works every time.
Erin: I can't believe they're sending us up in this. Is it even safe to fly?
Davis Mackie: Erin, relax. If I could take off in a Black Hawk under fire in Fallujah, I think I can handle a News Chopper 9 with a hangover.
Erin: Hangover?
Man-seob: His English is even worse than mine.
Spider: I want my shit back.
Steve Ford: I want my dog back.