Griff: If you don't see me again, it's because I'm dead.
Baby: You and I are a team.
Doc: Don't feed me any more lines from 'Monsters, Inc.' It pisses me off.
Doc: That's my baby.
Bats: Fuck your baby.
Baby: One more job and I'm done.
Doc: "One more job" and we're straight. Now I don't think I need to give you the speech about what would happen if you say no, how I could break your legs and kill everyone you love because you already know that, don't you?
Buddy: Is she a good girl? You love her?
Baby: Yes, I do.
Buddy: That's too bad.
Bats: He's a looney. Just like his tunes.
Eddie: I said Michael Myers!
JD: This is Mike Myers.
Bats: It should be the "Halloween" mask.
JD: This is a Halloween mask!
Bats: No, the killer dude from "Halloween."
JD: Oh, you mean Jason.
Eddie, Bats: No!
Bats: The moment you catch feelings is the moment you catch a bullet.