Best movie quotes of 2017

Movie Quote Quiz

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It (2017)

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Eddie Kaspbrak: They're gazebos! They're bullshit.

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Star Wars: The Last Jedi picture

Yoda: We are what they grow beyond.

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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 picture

Peter Quill: You're like Mary Poppins.
Yondu: Was he cool?
Peter Quill: [Pause.] Yeah, he was cool.
Yondu: I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!

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Peter Parker: I'm sick of Mr. Stark treating me like a kid.
Ned Leeds: But you are a kid.
Peter Parker: Yeah. A kid who can stop a bus with his bare hands.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales picture

Henry: I saw her ankles.
Captain Jack Sparrow: You would've seen a lot more if you kept your cakehole shut.

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The Hitman's Bodyguard picture

Michael Bryce: This guy single-handedly ruined the word motherfucker.

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The Boss Baby picture

Boss Baby: I can't leave without you.
Tim: Yeah, we DO make a pretty good team.
Boss Baby: No really... I can't reach the doorknob.

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Coco (2017)

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Clerk: I am terribly allergic.
Miguel: But Dante doesn't have any hair.
Clerk: And I don't have a nose, and yet, here we are.

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Diana Prince: You're a man...
Steve Trevor: Yeah... I mean... do I not look like one?

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The Greatest Showman picture

P.T. Barnum: No one ever made a difference by being like everyone else.

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Despicable Me 3 picture

Gru's Mom: Shortly after you and your brother were born, your father and I divorced, and we each took one son. Obviously, I got second pick.

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War Machine picture

Gen. Glen McMahon: God damn it, Pete. Why are you fat?

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Cars 3 (2017)

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Natalie Certain: Storm's chances of winning are 95.2%.

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Atomic Blonde picture

David Percival: You can't un-fuck what's been fucked.

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Justice League picture

Barry Allen: I eat a lot of snacks to fill this black hole. I'm a snack hole.

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Thor: Ragnarok picture

Loki: I have been falling for 30 minutes!

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Beauty and the Beast picture

Agathe: Once upon a time, in the hidden heart of France, a handsome young prince lived in a beautiful castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was selfish and unkind. He taxed the village to fill his castle with the most beautiful objects, and his parties with the most beautiful people. Then one night, an unexpected intruder arrived at the castle, seeking shelter from the bitter storm. As a gift, she offered the prince a single rose. Repulsed by her haggard appearance, the prince turned the woman away. But she warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within. When he dismissed her again, the old woman's outward appearance melted away to reveal a most beautiful enchantress. The prince begged her for forgiveness. But it was too late, for she had seen that there was no love in his heart. As punishment, she transformed him into a hideous beast, and placed a powerful spell on the castle and all who lived there. As days bled into years, the prince and his servants were forgotten by the world, for the enchantress had erased all memory of them from the minds of the people they loved. But the rose she had offered was truly an enchanted rose. If he could learn to love another and earn their love in return by the time the last petal fell, the spell would be broken. If not, he would be doomed to remain a beast for all time. As the years passed, he fell into despair and lost all hope. For who could ever learn to love a beast?

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Bailey: So, in all my lives as a dog, here's what I've learned. Have fun, obviously. Whenever possible, find someone to save, and save them. Lick the ones you love. Don't get all sad-faced about what happened and scrunchy-faced about what could. Just be here now.

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Logan (2017)

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Logan: Nature made me a freak. Man made me a weapon. And God made it last too long.

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Murder on the Orient Express picture

Hercule Poirot: I have lived long enough to know what I like. What I dislike, I cannot abide.

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Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie picture

Professor Poopypants: Hiyah class, I'm your cool new teacher, not some scary guy with a secret evil agenda.

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Darkest Hour picture

Winston Churchill: You can not reason with a Tiger when your head is in its mouth.

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Baby Driver picture

Doc: That's my baby.
Bats: Fuck your baby.

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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul picture

Susan Heffley: Greg Heflley! You're grounded for life.

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John Wick: Chapter 2 picture

Santino D'Antonio: John... you know what I think? I think you are addicted to it. To the vengeance! No wife. No life. No home... Vengance... it's all you have.

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King Arthur: Legend of the Sword picture

Vortigern: When people fear you, it is the most intoxicating position a man can possess.

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Transformers: The Last Knight picture

Sir Edmund Burton: These are troubled times. Without leaders, chaos reigns.

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Dunkirk picture

Commander Bolton: Well, we'll know in six hours.
Colonel Winnant: I thought the tide came in every three hours.
Commander Bolton: Then it's a good job you're Army and I'm Navy, isn't it?

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The Emoji Movie picture

Smiler: Nobody leaves the phone! Delete them.

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The Lego Batman Movie picture

Computer: What is the password?
Batman: Iron Man sucks.

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