Richie Tozier: Go blow your dad, you mullet wearing asshole. (01:07:15)
Yoda: We are what they grow beyond.
Peter Parker: I'm sick of Mr. Stark treating me like a kid.
Ned Leeds: But you are a kid.
Peter Parker: Yeah. A kid who can stop a bus with his bare hands.
Peter Quill: You're like Mary Poppins.
Yondu: Is he cool?
Peter Quill: [Pause.] Hell yeah, he's cool.
Yondu: I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!
Loki: I have been falling for 30 minutes!
Bailey: So, in all my lives as a dog, here's what I've learned. Have fun, obviously. Whenever possible, find someone to save, and save them. Lick the ones you love. Don't get all sad-faced about what happened and scrunchy-faced about what could. Just be here now.
Selene: I have lived for a thousand years, and I may live a thousand more, or I may die tomorrow. But I no longer fear death, for I have known it once already.
Abdul Karim: Listen, little drop, give yourself up without regret and in return you will gain the ocean. Give yourself away and in the great sea you will be secure.
Michael Bryce: This guy single-handedly ruined the word motherfucker.
Henry: I saw her ankles.
Captain Jack Sparrow: You would've seen a lot more if you kept your cakehole shut.
P.T. Barnum: No one ever made a difference by being like everyone else.
Gen. Glen McMahon: God damn it, Pete. Why are you fat?
Natalie Certain: Storm's chances of winning are 95.2%.
Gru's Mom: Shortly after you and your brother were born, your father and I divorced, and we each took one son. Obviously, I got second pick.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: People go by the names their parents give them, but they don't believe in God.
Ngoc Lan Tran: What kind of fuck you give me? What kind? American people, eight kind of fuck. Love fuck, hate fuck, sex-only fuck, break-up fuck, make-up fuck, drunk fuck, buddy fuck, pity fuck.
Sgt. Burton: There's a bullet out there for everyone. Their name's written real small on the side... and it's coming.
Carla: Since when did every woman in America need completely hairless vaginas on Christmas?
Joe Bang: I am in-car-ce-ra-ted.